Mermaids are real. Saw one while i was at the beach a few years back, she was out about 50 yards into the water, frantically waving her hands at me, non-verbal creatures, so I imagine this is how they say “hello” and then she just went under the water and I never saw her again.

Yarrrr matey!

Yes, the kids dying was the underlying theme of my comment. 

It is imperative that you stay true to your religious beliefs so that God will allow your unvaccinated children into heaven

lol you piece of shit

Yeah, cause I am

We only know one side of the story here, but just based on these notifications, it’s pretty clear that this guy deserves to be punched in the throat.  

Champions don’t edit shit

Actual statistics here. I am 6"2', 195lbs.  So physically imposing my will on that entire Indian team would be fairly easy.  I will not mess with the crazy New Zealanders tho, because I am intelligent, and that intelligence would also allow me to easily outsmart all cricket opponents

No, but i actually was tho, but they don’t pay you to play beer pong, i feel like i could make the most money ever tho in cricket, but they closed my Sports Authority, so how am i supposed to know now

You are only making me more sure of the fact that they would worship me as a God

I have never played cricket, nor do I have any idea how anything works in that sport, but every time I see top play highlights, I am convinced that I could be the greatest cricket player in the world if I so choosed.  

oh nice, let me know which game so i can mosey on over and slap you in the teeth, you goon

“I mean, I don’t really follow any team, but I’ll go to a game if the ticket is free and it’s nice out, also can you pick me up on your way?” - The Commish

Outraged at the attempt to suppress information, especially with new knowledge that 57 of those pages detail what Skyline Chili does to the human body. Outraged

Hello fellow enthusiast!

Singing do you really want to hurt me...do you really want to make me cry

See it’s funny because his name is Manfred

Oh he’s so lying. Balls are being hit further and faster than ever before. Some would say that this mann has been blinded by the flight

Peddler denied handout