man who whores out children to get autographs from men playing game upset over life saving non intrusive change.  world will continue turning.  

Would have taken you less time to just go fuck yourself instead of writing all these replies, but I sure do appreciate you letting us all know you’re an idiot.  

You only notice the net if you’re trying to!

I’m a white person and Tim Anderson upsets me because he has a better life than I do and people love him and tell him that he does a good job 

well you’re the definition of a butt face

Honestly I don’t know.  What I do know is that I have ADHD and have reflexes like a cat on meth.  Barely had time to get my arms up to cover my face

My family has had White Sox season tickets between home and 1st base, 18 rows up, for the better part of 20 years. Not a humble brag, just means we’re dumb enough to pay more than the seats are worth at this point.

Fun fact, she became his real life girlfriend after that.  So i guess the line worked

Then they are meant to make a mockery of this fingerless being, which is hardly letting it keep some dignity.  A pox on your house as well

Putting fingerful gloves on a fingerless creature is hardly letting the poor thing keep it’s dignity.  A pox on your house

And yet you found no issue leaving fingers on your realistic Penguin. Your life’s work is a travesty 

Ah yes, the ole High School Offensive Lineman walk. The “i am not chubby, but a bulk of mass and might” stance.

Harassing a woman he doesn’t know must be a refreshing change of pace for him

Well then that’s a cool $15,000 he’s gonna have to fork over, plus the hat

Yep, didn’t see that until later.  Which means that there was at least one connecting flight in between too.  That’s asking someone to pack themselves into coach twice

Ok, that’s really crossing the line. I know he’s disgusting but let’s not stoop that low. How about he just paralyzed himself 

Lol HATER!!!  Haha you dumb fuck, if you took that $1,500 you would have lost money on that seat, because your favorite QB missed his fucking earlier flight. He doesn’t care about you the way you care about him. In fact, you are meaningless to him. K bye!

There is no punishment this jerk could receive that will be as bad as the guilt he’ll feel later in life when he finally realizes how awful this was.  A close second would be having to let Andy Reid sir on his face until his buttcheeeks form an airtight seal and he has to take in no less than 50 deep breathes through…

Venmo that shit

Flew coach from Chicago to Italy for my honeymoon last year.  I nearly shouted at the child in front of me who kept pushing her seat back, I am 6'2 and have zero space as it is.  On the way back, I tried to get my wife to agree to just suck it up and upgrade to first class, but I lost.  God damnit those flights are…