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Then I get to sit by CAM NEWTON for 9 hours!!!  He’s gonna fall asleep sometime, and when he does, the hat will be mine.  It’s a win-win 

$1,500. lol go fuck yourself Cam. Paris to Charlotte. That is a 9 hour 20 min flight.

So when I stood up, it was right in the gooch. It’s normally pleasurable for a man, isn’t it? The gooch.

Ned Yost has put a hit out on him.

no it isn’t

That’s me doing voices. Idiot

A lot of non bears fans don’t realize that we’re so pissed at Parkey, not just because of that missed FG, but because there were two games that he cost us wins because of his shitty kicking. He was the 2nd worst kicker in the league and wouldnt even practice at the goddamn stadium because he didn’t have a car to drive

Thank you

No, but having your team remember how shitty that felt could be a good motivator.  Keep them humble and not get cocky and make stupid mistakes, because if they had just won one of those games they lost, ironically by missed Parkey field goals, they would have had a 1st round bye.  Is he obsessing over the kick, sure,

no YOU are

no YOU carry on

blood pressure rising.  vision fading

Who the fuck said anything about being reasonable.  Get outta here, nerd

He won coach of the year...so lucky us?  Nerd 

tee hee hee

I would say that about 95% of Bears fans are still pissed about it. So, I’m happy he’s not letting that shit go and I hope guys like Hicks and Mack use that anger to rip someone’s arms off and beat them with them in the fucking goddamn preseason. Who are you to discuss this, Samer. How dare you

It would make more sense to go from Tampa to the North, like what they do when they send all the dead old people back to their home states

But what city would they hold the parade in when they win the World Series??!!