Applebee’s, you couldn’t find the Chillis 

I would like to make it known that Laura has starred and unstarred this comment 10 times, so far.  Unfortunately, you only get the one entry.  

Applebee’s, you gotta die somehow

Look at the bright side, now we’ll get a Rovell tweet about how much ad revenue Woj has produced by selling his soul to big business.

People legitimately laugh when you say Toews will be in the HOF, while he has 20 less career points than Perry with 100 games less played.  Also, the Hart trophy he won arguably should have gone to Daniel Sedin or lil Marty.  He is a very good player, but he will never be in the HOF

Selanne, Kariya, Niedermayer, Getzlaf, and god help me Pronger.

0% chance he gets into the HOF, he’s not even a top 5 Duck let alone a generational talent

tough scene

I just want something that I can use in the morning that will keep me from smelling like sweaty balls by 5pm. I don’t care if it smells like flowers, or spices, or XTREME SPORTS FUEL, as long as I don’t smell like balls, I will use it.

Oh no. More

uhhh idiot, if i walk away someones gonna take it and no gogurts healthy and good for kids and also for adults who love convenience and fun flavors

You said a lot of things

That’s a smart and efficient child you have, a real Gogurtter

As someone who is always on the move and simply does not have time to sit and watch a piece of chicken marinate for 24 hours, I find that Gogurt is the faster and more convenient option for yogurt based chicken. Just tear open your favorite flavor, and squeeze liberally into a bag of frozen chicken breasts. Give it a…

Bush evaded those shoes because he is fairly athletic old guy who’s got reflexes like a cat.

And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea

His name rhymes with Jizzy 

If calling someone a hater is the only defense you can muster, you probably know that you’re wrong, but are just so exhausted from trying to defend yourself from the mass amount of people who are right.  It’s a bad thing your city has.

Since he’s European, pretty safe to assume he’s uncircumcised.