Unleavened crust, so it’s cracker thin, cut tavern style. Thin and super crispy. Sounds good, right? Well, that’s when the provel comes in. It’s a mixture of three cheeses, processed to the point where is isn’t so much cheese as it is a gummy cheese flavored nightmare. Even the most sincere defenders of St. Louis…

you try keeping down a St. Louis style pizza

Retard, Edgy, Autist....somebody’s projecting.....

Durrrrrr da blackhawks extending players in da middle of da championship season and losing players in the off season is da same as not winning a championship and losing players in da offseason before a new season starts durrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Is it garfield porn...

Oh god, thank you. Thank youuuu

Garfield is better when you think about it like Jon is Ryan Reynolds character from The Voices.

Look at the literal All Star team they lost going into the 2011 season and how they were replaced.  John Scott was an every day player for gods sake.  All of these facts are available online.  It was a VERY different team

You very easily could have googled average age for NHL teams 2018-2019 season and you have have avoided me telling you that you are wrong and that all three of those teams are, in fact, younger than San Jose.  Winnipeg being an average of 3 years younger!  If anything, the only team you didn’t seem to have a problem…

But they won before they handed out the massive contracts.

Ok, but it is inarguable that the Hawks could and should have made it to the Cup when they lost to Vancouver and to LA.  Both of those years were after major players had to be traded away and scraps and pieces were filled in.  They very well could have had 4-5 cups if not for cap issues

It has taken you 3 days to reply with a dick joke.  At this point, it wouldn’t matter if I had an “innie”, yah too late

The issue isn’t with the quality of play they’re getting from the guys that are signed, it’s the fact that the quality of the role players that they have been able to bring in since 2015 have been atrocious. Panicking and dealing Hjamarlson and Panarin were 100% cap related trades and they haven’t been able to get…

Yeah, i’m a Hawks fan. I’ve watched them. Sharks aren’t winning 3 cups and they were nowhere near the complete team that the Hawks were when they won their first and 3rd cups.

Thank you for acknowledging my wittiness.

THEEEEEEEY

They have learned nothing from the Blackhawks.  

It’s the face of someone you see smoking outside a neighborhood dive bar at noon on a Tuesday

A shitfaced Bobby Hull stole a handful of goldfish crackers from a snack bag sitting on the lap of my 2 year old goddaughter, at the Chicago St Patrick’s Day parade a few years back. It would appear that ungodly hockey talent isn’t the only thing Brett picked up from his dad. Happy Fathers day

Hi, sorry, I was at the White Sox game.  They’re alive still, so haha fuuuuuck youuuuu.  You’re gonna die someday and less people will miss you than they’ll miss meeeeee.  YOU’RE GOING TO DIE AND THE BLACK PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIVIDE UP YOUR BELONGINGS AND YOU WON’T BE THERE TO STOP IT.  BETTER SELL EVERYTHING YOU OWN…