I also believed, for some reason, that a celebrity chef (no idea who) was killed at the same bar the night I bashed my skull in. And that I was a person of interest in that chef’s death. Please know that no famous chef died that night

a boat only needs one anchor

imma big boy. i can comment on whateeeeeever i want!

......so then be amused at them losing again, you fucking moron.

Your team has never won a Stanley Cup and your state just passed a horrific abortion law. My spring has been lovely, because I do not live in a backwards, cultureless, forgettable state of nothing.

Have a lot of friends from St. Louis, and last night they were all posting how this is all rigged so that San Jose makes it to the finals. I know it’s not, but I hope it is

But is it not funny when the Blues lose, I ask you in rhyme.

So what you’re saying is that they are closely watching the things on the ice that aren’t tiny black discs potentially moving at 100mph? Was that the case here? No, but who’s to say if someone skated into the refs line of sight and blocked the play. It’s an unfortunate error that really can only be solved with one…

takes 30 seconds to look at someones comment history.  just wanted to make sure I was positive that I was dealing with someone who has some form of mental issues so that I could stop wasting my time replying.  I was correct and I am forgetting you forever starting........now

You’re a Canadian Patriots fan that, when he isn’t bitching about F1 racing, is attacking any article that criticizes a billionaire that does not give a flying fuck about you.  You are an angry, small Canadian.  Pathetic. Weird. Fucking Looooooooser.  

Just a massive loser.  

You are a huge fucking loser.

Garlan Gudger. Shay Shelnutt. Will Barfoot. Jabo Waggoner.

Lol go fuck yourself you garbage person

SUSTAINED! 

I’m a lawyer and it is absolutely imperative that this video be released to the public, as it is a crime and the woman performing this humiliating act is essentially a sex slave.  Only her face should be blurred as his reputation is smeared for the entire world to witness.  Wait, lawyer isn’t the right word.  Voyeur,…

I like to think he reads his replies, but he most likely only read them after his first few tweets and after about the one thousandth “Amen” and 700th “you represent the organization that hid pedophiles and oppressed their victims for decades”, he probably said fuck it and bailed.  

Every time Drew tweets, I think to myself, I can say anything to that mother fucker and he’s gonna get all excited that he has a new reply, but guess what, it’s me tellin him to pack rocks in his ass cause he’s trash.

Theo Epstein is exploring any and all possible trade scenarios

Have to monitor the Kraft service table, otherwise some may be tempted to double dip