SIR!! SIR!!!!!!!! i am VERY easy to impress.

Yeah, nah. The movie has been out for 4 days, it’s a 3 hour long movie. There was a rush on tickets, not everyone gets to buy the tickets that work the best for them. This isn’t Game of Thrones where you know exactly what time it is and where you need to be Sunday night, it’s a 3 hour long freakin movie.

Glickenhaus, of course, is German for “house of glickens”.  Which is just nonsense

The last spots of Jovan Belcher had barely been cleaned up before KC signed a known domestic abuser. Same team who hid the Kareem Hunt news, same team that just traded for Frank Clark.  How about instead of worrying about second chances for these assholes, they hit the owners where it hurts the most for having players…

I drove through Alabama, a few years back, and I saw a tree growing through the roof of a house, and the words “GOD IS” painted across the front of the house in black.  There was a family on the porch.  That image is unsettling to this day, never thought I’d see shit like that in the US

Yes

Trump seems like a “boobies” guy. Really stretching it out too, boobeeeez

RUN AWAAAAAY

I’m sorry, Davis.  I can’t allow you to fire me.

IT WAS MOLLY!  ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES, FARTER

I have pointed this out too, but it’s never a “oh god, what the hell’s the matter with you, you’re disgusting!!!”, it’s always a “did ya toot?”.  Like I’m not supposed to be mad about it.  My brain has been conditioned to let them off easy!  THE NERVE

back and to the left..

then rub the roast beef on the floor and gimme the goddamn sandwich, yah jagoff

Arbys

My theory is that Molly saw that Max was about to cough and made the split second decision to blow a little ass, hoping the exceptionally loud sounds of Stephen talking and Max coughing would cover up her shame.  Do you know why no one laughed or looked upset when it happened?  Because it was a girl!  I, and all men,…

not to mention ball-stank.  you smell like ball-stank

That’s because I refuse to stop throwing my Arby’s bags out of my Tercels window.

Chicagoan here. Robert, if you want a big, shitty slice of pizza, I’ll take you to plenty of places in this city that serve them. You can even eat them in one of our fine alleys here, so you can be surrounded by garbage and pretend like you’re back on the streets of New York!

Hooo boy, if he keeps talking about Zion’s mom, we might get to see if Zion’s hands can dent his skull!  

i never really cared that much,  god speed