I caddied for 7 years, I hate golfers because I have seen the absolute worst of them.  But I enjoy spending the day on the course with friends, even though the actual golfing part frustrates me completely and I hate it, but I play because it’s better than sitting at home

Yah, you gotta throw in some Happy Gilmore and Tin Cup quotes to break it up a little

Well, if you had friends to play with you wouldn’t be so bored.

The world needs ditch-diggers too

People that don’t like golf probably played once and sucked so bad that their friends never asked them to play again.

which is the one where Hodor gets all horned up and flops around his dick in front of the kids and the wildling. cause that’s #1.

So what you’re saying is, 2019 has been an above average year for you?

to fill in the blank space in the middle of the tv shows

“Congratulations Dwayne on a Hall of Fame career, now please drink our hoppy pee cans, you idiots”

I work in a building where there are two stalls for approximately 50 people.  It’s inhumane.  And you know how it goes, when you’re the most in need of a wipe, the harder it will be to come by.  That’s just a little fuck you from God

In my very humble opinion, the best time for a dump is approximately 30 minutes before your alarms go off in the morning. I’m perpetually late, so if I’ve got a doozie of a twozie on deck, it forces me to wake up, expel the demon, and then I can do a half wipe job and hop in the shower.

More like Edgar Allan Poo

never watched it...

Careful with that offer, absolutely loved my one trip up to Toronto and will never leave.  It is Canadian Chicago

I think my comments about how outstanding the series was that I have made have been lost in the misunderstanding of the word overrated.  It is still an excellent show, but residents of Baltimore take pride in it being “the best show ever”, which is incorrect.  Season 5 to me was late season Dexter, not last season,…

I acknowledge nothing

i am sitting under a bridge writing these comments, stealing the Arby’s WiFi.

It’s funny because nothing you said is going to keep me from writing more takes that will continue to frustrate you and write out long, pointless replies.  The true way to shut me up is to ignore me, you enabling lil monster

i know right