Strike 3, pervert.

Strike 2.   It is not even 9am, you odd person.

also, coool.

no, only me

That’s Dr. Mr Scientist to you, bub, and I may be the only one who can save this man’s life. 

I missed the part about you eating banquet instead of marie callenders because i was so disgusted with what you’ve become

Just looked up the nutritional facts for one Marie Callenders Chicken Pot Pie and brother, you are eating 1,334.80 calories, 56% percent of which are coming from fat, 82.8 grams. Dieticians will urge you to eat less than 2 grams of Trans fat, you are eating 4. The good news is that you’re consuming 24% of your daily…

The One True Way

“I am the Curt Angle now”

Wouldn’t be the worst thing happening at an Arby’s

Is this stage set up in the Arby’s parking lot across from the festival?

I bought all of these as gifts for my family, they left me. They couldn’t stand the smell of the peppermint, the gleeful way I poured gallon after gallon of Christmas in a Pitcher into the copper gnome before pouring it into their chilling cube filled monogram mugs, the tea hampers full of beef wellingtons that have…

Yeah but, the fuck?

Lol what the fuck is happening

He was a pretty big guy.  He actually did get knocked out cold once, one punched by this huge guy.  Super concussed, was real ugly.  Also kinda funny

I don’t know how, but I’m gonna get you

Betcha I can get you to quote Borat by the end of the day.  Will give yah 10 to 1 odds

lol go to hell

Love it when people have never seen the movie and are confused at the quotes...Like dude, YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS LALALA