Yeah, I can see that.  There is definitely a regional thing to it.  West coast ipas, midwest, new england.  All kind of run together after a while, but I guess the whole fun of it is picking through the thousands of options out there for something that stands out to you, and then getting piss-drunk on it.

Some people are predisposed to liking bitter things.  I am one of them.  I always tell my wife “you’ll looove this one” and then she hates it and I laugh, because it’s a mean joke that never gets old.  I will never tell someone to spend money on things they may not enjoy, but I’ll always be more than happy to share…

Breakfast, church, dance recitals, etc; whenever driving is in your near future.

I love beer but I leave my body when someone starts talking to me about the process they go through to make it.  I’m here to forget, not to learn. 

I thought that was a fairly level-headed comment, but I guess if you wanna go down this road, I’ll just channel the memories of my most recent argument with my wife about it annnnnd ok.  IT’S JUST A HOBBY! I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT, I DON’T WANT TO NOW THOUGH.  YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS OVERREACTING

*Kavanaugh snarl* I LIKE BEER. I LIKED IT BACK THEN AND I LIKE IT NOW.

By not taking the needle out, they all just became complicit 

Little Nicky is rated accurately, but the supporting cast of that movie is phenomenal. The two main characters in sandler and patricia arquette are unbearable to watch.  

there’s klue now

So Chadwick is Ja Rule, right? Who else could it possibly be? Besides maybe Steven Seagal

you are a miserable person

WELL THANKS A LOT. He was definitely not going to say Wedding Singer and I had a rant all ready to go. GREAT JOB

Ok...what is the other one.  Please be prepared for a rant after you answer, because if there’s only 1 more in your mind then you’re already terribly wrong. 

The Lone Rangers?  You can’t pluralize The Lone Ranger, there’s 3 of you

lol that fuckin sucks

I tell people that I’m a full time athlete and that’s a lot of miles.  I am also a part time lover.  

Half a half marathon is still a lot of running and she should be proud of that.  

Thank you for explaining my joke to me

Spit food all over the poor ref

Highly unlikely