Wiseman or someone who just got invited to his last homeless Thanksgiving?  

Bill’s tyin to get in that ass

Oh there was zero point to that story.  Thinkin maybe not all of Chris’s wheels are spinning...

Maybe he used a French Tickler while banging gam-gam?  There was something French going on with that kind old man’s penis, that we are at least sure of. 

Maybe your grandpa was nicknamed “Frenchie” because he used to put a little beret on his penis while going qui

If I enjoyed the “humor” of Rob Riggle, I would have listed him.

Ooo ooo!! I wanna be condescending to you too! Stephen Colbert, Steve Carell, Rob Corddry, Fucking John Oliver, Kristen Schaal, Jason Jones, and Ed Helms. To yah know, name a few that are infinitely better than anyone currently working as a correspondent.  If you think otherwise, then you are fucking brain dead.  God…

I honestly think that Stewart could walk back in now and take over and it would be like he never left. The issue with Noah, who does try, is that he does not convey anger or frustration in stories that call for it. That’s what Stewart brought, fire. Noah has more of a Jerry Seinfeld mildly irritated inflection in his…

That was a stupid comment, but it is factually correct that the Daily Show was significantly better under Stewart.  

whoa, take it easy man, no need for that

That was a genuinely startling performance by her.  It’s a damn shame 

Hi, I would like to take this moment to just say thank you for trying to make me feel bad about something, because you fail to find humor in a wealthy asshole getting arrested.

It’s just a nice little thing that we all get to have now.  

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Yeaaaah I triple the usual volume when the show is on, just to understand what he’s saying half the time. But their chemistry is great and love the comeback role for Dorf. Also, Scoot Mcnairy is a wildly underrated actor and has been heartbreaking to watch.  

Will keep that in mind.  And a big stay the fuck away from First Reformed to you.  It’s very well acted and Ethan Hawke is amazing but the amount of questions it leaves you with makes it a less than rewarding watch.

Wait, the season finale is sunday? Mother Fucker no!  I WANT MORE DORFF AND ALI ...At least Last Week Tonight is back...

The Academy should just unfuck up the nominations and give Toni Collette the damn award for Hereditary and then give Mahershala Ali it for the first half of this season of True Detective.

Lol shut up

Let he Pittsburgh fan who is without a DUI cast the first Keystone