When was the last time someone tested the carbon monoxide detectors in Cleveland’s clubhouse?

someone please fucking kill me

And this just happens to coincide with a recent announcement that a third You Got Served movie is in the works.

That must have killed your little eyes. haha

Looked those up, this was in the description.

While good, this simply will not hurt the mouths of my loved ones, as they’ve built up a tolerance.  Working with trinidad scorpions now, the hurt them good. 

Already was.  

I like making spicy sauces, especially ones that are painful for others to eat and barely tolerable for me to eat. Basically I like ruining good food by making the sauce way too fucking hot. Do you have a step by step recipe for this, because I would like to try it, but don’t have time to read the infinite jest of…

Fur, it will go well with my European carry-all 

yeah thats right

Oh but you, the fans, sure did. My god, the amount of Machado Yankees twitter accounts that were being made...the constant “why the fuck would he wanna be a white sox or a padre when he can win a championship” talk. Constant. Arrogant.

The whole lot of you hate the “whole lot” grouping.  You’ve chosen your people.

Frankly, the real victim here is Alison Chu’s vagina

They’re in the AFC North

Is it really a hot take when the entire city of boston says that about any player that’s played well against them tho? It’s just more of a take.

As a White Sox fan who has spent the past 3 fucking months stressing out about Machado and was fooled into feeling hope, the only thing that brings me solace is that that child and the whole lot of you cocky Yankee fan fucks were denied him too.  At least I’m used to this shit.  The Padres?  Yeeeeesh

Why are you talking to me

I am livid, still.   I can’t talk about that

Well then I will teach my daughter the ways of petty revenge. She will grow up making the son of my enemy fall in love with her and then crush his fucking soul.