Never mind that, I’m waiting for Eugene to explain the stupidity of introducing new “money” into a closed economy with very finite quantities of goods and services. Think of the inflation!!

Hey! He’s The Trapster now!!

It was nice to see the Commonwealth has top-quality bespoke tailoring, as Max’s outfit was perfectly fitted and not at all like ten-year-old repurposed hand-me-downs.

Not in the Commonwealth, it ain’t. In the real world you’d be right, but here? Nah.

It helped that Morn was so forthcoming about himself. Real chatterbox, that one.

Don’t forget the late Gov. Evan Mecham, truly the worst of Arizona.

Reining in the “dealership sales goons” is also part of improving the dealership experience. Never said Ford’s plan was perfect....

Nearly 60 years ago, Travis McGee’s Busted Flush could barely make six knots with the current. She was definitely a boat.

Rick & Morty fans obsessing over Szechuan sauce is so 2019.

Given what we’ve heard about mobile crematoriums, they’ll be getting very small boxes...or nothing (including official notification that their kid is indeed dead).

The Korean War was officially a “police action.” Euphemisms are hardly a new idea.

Given what we know about the maintenance of Russian tanks, trucks, mobile rocket launchers and other equipment, the safe assumption is that none of the planes have been properly maintained — and any paperwork suggesting compliance was probably falsified.

Unless your Chrysler is as big as a whale and seats about 20, GTFO.

My dad, an honorary Jalop if such a thing exists (car guy since the 1950s, just not online), bought a ‘79 Cordoba new. It was off-white with matching champagne-colored Corinthian leather, and the 8-track player worked great with the speakers (the complimentary 8-track tape included the John Williams Star Wars theme…

Ford, for one, is dead serious about improving the dealership experience and bringing customers in between the times when they are actively shopping for vehicles. Convenient level 3 charging stations for your Mustang Mach-e or F-150 Lightning are sure to be part of that.

Completely bald (as opposed to wigs or other attempts to cover up or treat alopecia’s symptoms) is a choice. More power to Jada Pinkett-Smitt and U.S. Rep. Ayanna Pressley for making that choice and being public about their condition.

So basically a Stripes situation....

Like Elliot Carver’s stealth yacht from Tomorrow Never Dies? Corrupt media mogul tries to spark war between the UK and China?

The generals have to be there because the Russian Army (like the Soviet Red Army before them) has few competent, trustworthy, loyal junior officers — and experienced sergeants are almost nonexistent.

The Holodomor was Stalin weaponizing famine to kill millions of Ukrainians — which is why they initially welcomed the Nazis when they invaded and drove out the Soviets.