That’s what climate change is supposed to do.

Virgin Galactic employees “volunteered” to lay down in the potholes to ease Sir Richard’s heroic ride.

That’s SIR Richard, you peasant!

I hoped “King Shark is a Shark” would go viral as the new “I am Groot.”

“The new shuttlecraft are in early this year!”

I’m Loki, and so is my Wife!

At the 30 June 9:00 pm show at The Comedy Store (Original Room), aka the same day Cosby was released....

That prosecutor ended up as one of T****’s defense attorneys at his second impeachment trial, which explains A LOT.

I would pay to be in the green room at The Improv or Comedy Store where Cosby is on the same bill as Hannibal Burress.

I think I could have lived a long, fulfilling life without ever seeing a white, middle-aged pastor’s wife (literally named “Mary Sue”) rapping “Jesus Christ is my N****h.”

After watching, did you have any interest in drinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon, maybe just to spend a moment in Dennis Hopper’s headspace? If not, then you’re right, it wasn’t your cup of tea.

Elwood: “Illinois Nazis.”

They really should have invested in the BROWN pants, amirite?

There was something just last month about tourists in Hawaii renting U-Haul trucks for sightseeing because the car rental prices are outrageous. Heck, I just rented a Chevy Malibu for two weeks in California and paid something like $1700 for the privilege (no frills, discounts applied).

They wanted that bit from the beginning of Captain America: Civil War where Brock “Crossbones” Rumlow attacks the lab in Lagos with mercenaries...in rental trucks.

Ugh, pray you’re wrong about that....

If he’s still in the late 1980s, I’ve got a long wait before he looks at the Eberron novels. Don’t lose interest before then!

But...but...what about HEROGASM??

Both are true!

Itself a riff on the “Council of Reeds” consisting of many universe’s versions of Reed Richards (where just the one is insufferable enough).