I would pay to be in the green room at The Improv or Comedy Store where Cosby is on the same bill as Hannibal Burress.

I think I could have lived a long, fulfilling life without ever seeing a white, middle-aged pastor’s wife (literally named “Mary Sue”) rapping “Jesus Christ is my N****h.”

After watching, did you have any interest in drinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon, maybe just to spend a moment in Dennis Hopper’s headspace? If not, then you’re right, it wasn’t your cup of tea.

Elwood: “Illinois Nazis.”

They really should have invested in the BROWN pants, amirite?

There was something just last month about tourists in Hawaii renting U-Haul trucks for sightseeing because the car rental prices are outrageous. Heck, I just rented a Chevy Malibu for two weeks in California and paid something like $1700 for the privilege (no frills, discounts applied).

They wanted that bit from the beginning of Captain America: Civil War where Brock “Crossbones” Rumlow attacks the lab in Lagos with mercenaries...in rental trucks.

At least the headrests would be comfortable....

Good catch.

But Dylan Hinchey is neither likable nor sympathetic.

United States of Al literally just did the “pristine 60s Mustang convertible driven by a working class girl” bit — in order to make Dean Norris attractive to a woman half his age. Yikes.

Ava’s Bronco could have been bought new by one of her Crowder ancestor kinfolk — and those mountain families always had their share of shade-tree mechanics to keep them in good shape.

Unlike the 2004 example cited by DOJ, this wasn’t scheduled, no events were planned, the Secret Service had no time to prepare, the venue did not want him there — and the motivation for the visit was entirely in bad faith. Normal presidents don’t walk into active civil unrest — Orange Julius went there BECAUSE of the…

All of this. Unlike the 2004 example cited, this wasn’t scheduled, no events were planned, the Secret Service had no time to prepare, the venue did not want him there — and the motivation for the visit was entirely in bad faith. Normal presidents don’t walk into active civil unrest — Orange Julius went there BECAUSE…

[Cut to Bernie Sanders punching through his hat in futile anger.]

Don’t insult Lovey like that. She not only survived, she did it with STYLE.

Joe Manchin is just stealing from Joe Lieberman’s 2009 playbook. But it’s also West Virginia, where the Democratic archetype remains the late Robert Byrd.

In four paragraphs, you’ve done a deeper dive into the consequences of “success” than the entire Trumpist/GQP brain trust combined. Kudos.

Sad irony is, the Grosse Pointes (all five of them, each one whiter than mayo splattered on an eggshell-painted wall, and pretentious AF) want nothing to do with Eastpointe.

“Single-vehicle accident” is a preferred suicide method....