Sex trafficking of teenagers by a member of Congress should be right in QAnon’s wheelhouse...a softball...an easy layup.

I like that you’re willing to forget a “John Carter” movie exists.

Sad but true.

By now — after this series, Invincible, The Boys and so many others — studio execs and casual first-time viewers would see a Wild Cards series as the derivative imitation, no matter its pedigree and the Who’s Who of contributing authors over the years.

Even if it can be explained, ultimately Barry getting shot feels like an unearned complication. I think we can agree on that. At least Barry is doing something vital to the mission’s success rather than saving one Russian family.

Was he dating Nestor’s sister, or “dating” her?

It makes a difference for his HellPhone apps — “I’m not Ghost Driving.”

A) It’s a “random parademon” with an AI-assisted turret cannon, aiming at a particular point in a repeating circular path;

This scenario is exactly what ancient Roman leaders used to do with their young male lovers — pretend to adopt them into their households.

Cornyn knows he’s near the end of his political career, and is out of fucks to give about his racist dog-whistling. Cruz is young, ambitious, utterly unprincipled and the worst kind of toadying bootlicker. Sucks to be from Texas!

Highly-selective inhumanity. FTFY.

Barry was running in a very precise, predictable circle, and the gun’s sighting AI did the rest. Not like he was able to jink or serpentine over debris, building rubble and explosion holes while building up speed.

Robbie Reyes on Agents of SHIELD set his car on fire as Ghost Rider.

Everything’s in slo-mo except Affleck. That’s the fastest he can move in that suit.

It’s the suit. I got winded just LOOKING at Affleck trying to move in that getup.

Technically, Whedon wasn’t credited. The original still says “Directed by Zach Snyder.”

Having a Green Lantern join the fight against Darkseid 5,000 years was a nice touch, including having the ring fly off his corpse. Would that have led to a John Stewart GL movie? One can dream.

It’s the suit he has to wear. Everything’s in slow motion because that’s the fastest Affleck can move in that contraption.

My more charitable take is that Bruce was simply exhausted and trying to relax at his lake house — failing because of the recurring nightmare — and is like “whatever” at the prospect of another alien volunteer for his planned League (like “Oh, NOW you show up. Thanks, we’ll keep you in mind the next time Earth’s about…

Saving people? In ZSJL, Wonder Woman slaughters the small band of terrorist hostage-takers in London — broken necks and shattered spines all around — and uses her bracers on the leader, blowing out the building and leaving only his charred hat to float down to earth (while showering dozens of law enforcement, media…