Did Mr. “specific VP” happen to have pointy hair?

I’ve always loved Optima. Palatino too.

That is truly awful in all caps.

For which she has to pay all applicable taxes. Many game show contestants get a rude shock when the bill comes.

I’ve seen the first 1936 one before....

The 1998 and 2010 logos went full Kaiju. I don’t even see a lion.

Zlatan’s from Bosnia. He only works in Sweden.

The smart sponsors are the ones who shut up and let LeBron speak his mind whenever he wants on whatever subject comes up. He does the research and puts his money and fame behind the stands he takes.

The Mammoth Car was nightmare fuel for me at 5-6 years old. Faceless, unstoppable, murderous, tanks everything the Mach-5 throws at it.

Wasn’t that the plot of Freejack? Driver pulled from his race car at the moment of his fiery death into an alternate future where Mick Jagger is a mercenary bounty hunter?

Geishas are Japanese. Chao is old-money (as in Chiang Kai-shek era) Taiwanese.

The Bowen-as-Fran bit actually inspired us to watch the first episode of “Pretend It’s a City.” Gotta tell ya, the “Update” bit was barely parody — throughout the real documentary Martin Scorsese is chuckling, laughing, guffawing at everything Fran Liebowitz says.

He is a pro at technobabble.

Also tangential, but what’s the deal with a mercantile criminal syndicate made up of Andorians and Orions — with not a Ferengi in sight? Can we blame Grand Nagus Rom from 700 years ago?

Never knew I wanted to see Borch Three Jackdaws as a baby dragon. Now I can’t wait.

People who believe it exist — they built the crazy rabbit hole of crackpot YouTubes, blog posts and dark web sites. Real money flows in this twisted absurd environment. They’re now represented by two US House members. That’s pretty “real,” even if there are no facts behind it.

The first days of a new Administration, just two weeks after an insurrection in the Capitol, with a still-raging pandemic and the former president heading for a second impeachment trial, hardly makes for a “slow news day.”

Qanon exists. It’s just that everything they BELIEVE is absurd, dangerous and insane.

At least a Peloton is a quality piece of equipment. Most of the Trumpian “we’re rich” signifiers were shabby, tacky and/or lacking in quality -- but expensive.

Throw in a vague promise of sex and there’d be no end of takers.