Yeah I must have sensitive boobs because I see other women bouncing a lot and it doesn't seem to affect them whereas I cringe just looking at it. At the gym, in public, I wear two sports bras and avoid high-impact exercises. Earlier this year I started taking small group classes where we are expected to do things like…

Her facial expression always looks like she just woke up after taking a double dose of Benadryl. She is probably doing it on purpose to try and have bedroom eyes and duck lips but she looks like a dope instead.

I generally enjoy putting together outfits and getting dressed up but I had no interest in wedding gowns because I figured I would look like a hobbit in one. I am 5'3", petite but not a waif, with a big asthma ribcage. A long strapless gown? No, just no.

Can you not star a post that doesn't already have a star? Because I have the same problem lately.

If she wants the fun/experience of wearing a special white dress but isn’t into the traditional bridal look then there are other options, AND they are cheaper.

...and see through? I am always afraid to order online because of that, and also I don't want to end up with something that has a very narrow waistband that creates a fat roll or the kind of crotch seam that allows camel toe. Too many variables!

Oh my god! She sounds personality-disordered. If I were you I would give the photographer a heads-up because you KNOW she will corner him/her on the day of the wedding.

I don’t understand any of this. The thing that confuses me the most is how your wizard of a husband managed to get through an entire wedding without going to the bathroom. I have to pee like every 5 fucking minutes.

Those etiquette people are the worst... bunch of WASPs who think the world revolves around them and their stupid way of life. Ideally when you're planning something you should just have to ask yourself, "am I being a douchebag about this?" and if the answer is no, then go for it.

I’m a direct care worker in a nursing home. MOST of my coworkers are awesome but there is one asshole on every unit. Right now the person that is annoying me the most is on 3rd shift (I work 1st). I always get stuck working after her and everyone is soaked in piss but there are magazines and crossword puzzles hidden…

I don't work with 5-year-olds; I work with 95-year-olds... but they are the same way! So many of them are completely bowel-obsessed and I have to remind them daily that it's just poop, and it WILL eventually come out, and what they need is time and patience, not more laxatives and a (literal) helping hand (especially…

On my first day of Kindergarten I had to pee and we had already been shown where the bathrooms were, so I went. When I got back everyone was looking for me and the teacher was panicked. I didn't know you had to ask.

I didn’t feel well the morning of my first day of community college, but I figured it was just anxiety. I’m a huge baby about throwing up and almost never do it, but halfway through class this feeling came over me and I knew I had to get out of there. I stood up and asked where the bathroom was in a panicked voice but…

I finally got one last January and it worked better than expected. I'm waiting to see what happens this year, when I start using it BEFORE it gets to that point.

Old people really do fart constantly. A lot of them fart every single time they stand up and it looks like that's what propelled them into a standing position. One time I was walking an old lady from her bed to the bathroom and she let out one long, continuous fart the entire way which I did not know was actually…

I have terrible allergies and am not fond of mud puddles, plus spring is usually a lot colder than you think it's going to be. But it's still my favorite season because it means reprieve from seasonal depression. Fall is actually quite pleasant, but I start feeling dead inside (when I'm not feeling like I could…

Yeah I don't see how he can even say that the other gifts were conditional. What does an apartment have to do with any of this? Nothing.

I wonder how much that weighs

There were so many over-the-top things in that story but the first thing that rang a bell for me was the "I started working as a waitress when I was 12 and my mom and I had to get out on time to get to our 2nd jobs." So was this restaurant owned by her mother or something, because otherwise I don't see how a…

A fake mother in a fake story?