I have never eaten swiss chard raw (is that what you're talking about?) but steamed with garlic, lemon and salt + pepper it is the most tender and delicious green in the world.

palm hearts, avocado, halved cherry tomatoes, cilantro. equal amounts. with a squeeze of lime and some salt.

I work in a nursing home and one time this lady died and her family was hanging out in the room for hours. We had actually wheeled her bed into an empty room before she passed, because there were so many family members and the dying lady’s roommate was getting claustrophobic. They stayed in that room, with the door…

When I was 20 I started riding my bike on a 3-mile loop around my mom’s house where there were a ton of small hills. It was 3 miles, I’m guessing, and took about 20 minutes to complete, and I only did it maybe 3x a week. Fat practically evaporated off my body. Those were the days...

Are you fucking serious? I have my father's name, but so does my brother. The difference is that no one expects my brother to change his name when he gets married. THAT is beginner level feminism.

spiced-pumpkin sounds better than pumpkin spice. I used to get a pumpkin chai from a now-defunct coffee place in my town and I’m pretty sure it had real pumpkin in it. It had a delicious squash-y taste to go with the spices. Starbucks PSLs are too heavy on the nutmeg anyway.

She probably set it up so others were overpaying and she didn't have to pay anything and your not chipping in was going to ruin it.

All my married friends have been low-key brides, and I was a low-key bride as well. I cannot fathom the amount of caring that people have for this shit. Reading articles about high-strung people like this always blows my mind (and entertains me!).

Not shade, just blatantly snotty.

My husband parades around when he has shaved, like I'm supposed to be super turned on by it.

I always trim my pubes really short because otherwise they are like a brillo pad and it's really annoying and puffy. My pit hair is like that too. It took the longest time for me to figure out that not everyone's body hair was like that, and it's weird because the hair on my head is very fine and frizzy.

I'm 30 and getting enough sleep is very important now.

I don't see how the band size would change except from temporary swelling. Maybe her bra size was wrong before. I'm a size 32F and I'm somewhat petite and my chest isn't really that big.

That sounds really pretty and makes me wish that my wedding band was rose gold so I could get something like that. My engagement ring is an inexpensive white sapphire in yellow gold from the antique store and my band is very thin yellow gold with a floral design carved in it. I don't wear them together because they…

In college I had a "sociology of families" class and we had to read a bunch of articles from all different time periods that were meant to incite moral panic over youth dating behavior. I wish I still had them.

I have never noticed what anyone else's arms look like, so I assume no one has noticed mine. I admit I can be a little self conscious about my leg cellulite but I a far from the only person who has that and again, I don't think people are paying that much attention. What was this article about, again?

He knows it's not a consolation. He just wanted an excuse to talk about that time he got hit on.

They have it in the break room at my work and it doesn't seem that bad anymore. They have advice columns that aren't stupid, stuff about women's rights, and health articles. There's a lot of sex articles too but I don't read those because I'm at work so maybe those are still ridiculous.

“Child is Not Very Coordinated"

Same here! I am the super bendy lady in my gym classes that needs her form corrected constantly because I’m so floppy. My trainer thinks that to get rid of the pigeon toes, I need to strengthen my inner legs and do all these ankle exercises with a resistance band. She had me squeeze a medicine ball between my legs as…