Simple brand moisturizer is really good. It’s meant for sensitive skin. I have the 24-hour nourishing day/night cream and it sinks right in without making me feel greasy. My only problem with it is that it comes in a little tub instead of a pump so you have to stick your finger in it. I think next time I’m going to…

Yeah Kohl's is ridiculous. I got a gift card for there once and everything was soooooo expensive that I ended up buying a travel mug for $25, and that was on sale! I didn't even like any of the clothes.

I always find the coolest teacups from the 1970s.

I don't have the faintest idea what fruit shape my body is. I don't know my face shape either. Or what my "colors" are. I've tried to figure it out, but it's like I have a blind spot when it comes to how I look.

I really like this floral design, but I don't understand why it's slapped onto the middle of a skirt.

I remember we used to say a rhyme as kids: "Ranger Rick had a ten-foot dick. He showed it to the lady next door. She thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake, and now it's only two-foot-four."

Yeah, my nails grow wider as they grow longer, so I have to clip the sides all the time. No one else seems to have that problem. I guess it would be easy for me to have those "duck-shaped nails" since mine do it almost naturally, but.... eww.

I wear electric blue on my toes pretty much all summer every summer. Lately I've been wearing more of a tiffany blue, but it's still blue toes.

I think if my grandma just died I'd be like, "wtf" but it must be a nice relief for the people who run the place to occasionally deal with a happy occasion.

I think it was more the other way around. "How can I, as the First Person to Ever Get Engaged, Ever, write another article about my wedding and my relationship? I bet a sad story about an animal would make a good jumping off point."

I kept scrolling, waiting to see if anyone felt the same way. This particular author always writes really navel-gazey stuff about her OMG-wedding, so I should have known what to expect, but I was disgusted by this story. I had to put my old, sick dog down almost 4 years ago and I am still not over it. I get so…

Well if you don’t read the linked articles then it kind of makes it sound like the 18-year-old that did this was the uncle, and that his nephew saw him with the girls the next day but didn’t say anything about it until now. Not saying anything about it makes sense when you're picturing the witness as a kid who is…

I just read the linked AP article, and it's the nephew that's being charged. I guess he (18 years old at the time) kidnapped these little girls at the mall. When this all happened he talked to the police and said he saw some random guy with the girls, but now he admits that he was the one who took them. He is also…

I know right. I lost my first tooth in 1990 and I got a little pile of nickels. The fun thing wasn't getting money, but finding it under your pillow. I remember getting stickers and Barbie trading cards from the tooth fairy after that.

I'm confused about the 8 pounds of oranges that saved her. If they had packed those to be prepared for an emergency, then it would make sense, but it doesn't sound like they even packed any water. And I wonder how the husband died so much faster than her. Maybe he didn't have enough medication or something.

Oh cool. My husband is a graphic designer but he does a lot of print work. I'll have to ask him if he knows about interaction designers. He's currently looking for a better job than what he has now.

Yeah, BV is why I stopped using mine. I think the spermicide set the stage for that by irritating the hell out of my junk. It did eliminate the learning curve when I started using a menstrual cup, though!

Wow I guess they never changed much. I used one around 10 years ago and it even came in that same case. One day I left the case at my boyfriend's place so when I got back to my mom's house I wrapped it in a paper towel and placed it on the bottom shelf in the bathroom. The next night I got home from school and my mom…

I used a diaphragm for a while. You have to leave it in for 6 hours and then you take it out. I'm confused about this mess you're picturing.

What does an interaction designer do? I've never heard of that job before.