When Bill Bellichick heard the news of this report earlier tonight, he promptly fired the team's equipment manager for failing to do his fucking job right by not under-inflating that 12th goddamned football.

Sororities can have parties with alcohol, just not in their house. Men and women are equally able to party and always have been. The women seem to enjoy having houses that are actually nice.

Yes, sororities have parties with alcohol all the time, just not in their houses (which are typically designed to be more "homey" than frats—a lot nicer). And they typically have "date parties" with a tight guest list determined in advance, not free-for-all ragers.

Agreed. Bruce Jenner is a fucking American treasure.

Other than InTouch being assholes, and Kris having the emotional development of a 10 year old, my main takeaway from this is that Khloe is great.

Now the corners of her mouth are kind of strangely tucked in. Don't know if that makes sense.

Somebody else here read it like I did: we thought it sounded like she was dissing her fat sister and bragging about how skinny she was. Maybe I'm just a bitch for reading it that way? *shrug*

I, I don't see it. I mean I see the metallic high tops, and the driving shoes with the weird print, but I don't see the allure of this man.

Girl had a BODY on her back then. I mean, she still looks good now, but hot damn.

Except Jane Fonda. She's the only one that we let leave

Why did they all lose their shit like that?? I mean, there had to be about a 50% chance she'd have a girl, right?

Any future political platform I may have will necessarily include outlawing gender reveal parties or other associated hooplah.

It's what I'd say to my sister if she did that shit to me on social media.

What a bitch.

Kourtney has to be the best looking pregnant woman ever. Every time she gets pregnant she looks amazing.

...just for clarification on whether or not I'm reading this wrong, is Kim being like "look at how skinny I am next to my fat pregnant sister"?

wow kim, you got older and fatter. welcome to the club, everyone is here.

I think I like this iteration of Kim's face the best.

Of course not, I shower like this: