Ahhhhhh, okay. For some reason, I thought they were still together when he passed away. (And I agree with you.)

Welcome to This Week in Tabloids, a weekly feature that has been around since like, 2009. This one weekly column and the daily gossip roundup (Dirt Bag) are toooooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooootes indicative of Jez swirling the drain. (For at least six years.)

Literally the only Kardashian story I'd believe at this point is Khloe+Scott. Those two are meant2be.

You're super cool for wishing death upon others.

I can't believe I'm about to ask this, but - the elder Kardashians have had three stepparents? I thought it was: Mom-Kris, Dad-Robert, Kids=Khloe, Kourtney, Kim, Rob. Then Robert passed, and it was: Mom-Kris, Stepdad-Bruce, Step-Siblings=Brody, the other non-Brodies? So one step-parent?

Good news! I've been commenting since Jezebel was Girly Gawker and can confirm that yes, we've always been dum-dums. Also, Dirt Bag is a column where gossip is mentioned and is not necessarily a commentary on the subjects; lentils; Moe, Slut Machine; etc.

Honestly what I noticed first. Quit with the fillers! You're pretty!

That's deep, dude.

Cowboy boots under the jeans, darling Hiddles. Boots under jeans.

Oh man, I thought gumdrop bread/cake was a recurring nightmare from my youth. Unless it's like the Freddy Krueger of baked goods and haunts all of us?

I've seen approximately 4783 remakes of this video, and yet I'm delighted by each and every one of them. This is no exception.

Watch Cougar Town, but start from the beginning. Horrible title, delightful show.

This whole grey thing is also very weird to me. I miss the stars! I'm an Old Jezebel! Where's my star?! #getoffmylawn

Oh, you replied to me *seven years* after I wrote this post? You're a great troll. Actually, I'm quite alive, and quite sober, but I'm guessing you're still an ass who has very little grasp on grammar, as it'd be "you're drunk," not "your drunk."

Sugarplum, the only thing that's offensive here is the portrait view of the video. Otherwise, this progressive country lover is 100% happy for you!

Yeah, I'm the opposite of a Jenny McCarthy fan, but I was in the front seat by 12, as I was 5'2" and roughly 11o.

Well, that sounds like a pretty rad day. Might have to take Little S walking-eating tomorrow!

My two-year-old had me paint her toes and watch Elmo's Song for an hour while we ate mozzarella sticks so yup, pretty banner day for both of us.

I also have sparse brows (and they're dark, which is great, just great) and this is a godsend. I can draw it darker or lighter depending on how hard I push it and it looks like normal eyebrows instead of the straight up drag I was drawing on previously. http://www.ulta.com/ulta/browse/pr…

Pay off all of our debts, put $200K in my kid's college fund (in case Little S wants to be a doctor or lawyer, because I don't want her to have to freak out about working through college like her dad and I did), build a new house, then go on a three-month-long trip to Europe, because Mr. S and I have never been.