Michael Fassbender has officially been cast as Steve Jobs.

The sad thing is, I believe that. The girl does keep going back to him...

Particularly wishing for the death of infants/children who have no blame for the family they were born into

Wishing for people to be "eradicated" doesn't make you morally superior to everyone else. In fact it's pretty much the opposite.

they are both very attractive humans

Everyone's all Brody's so this, Brody's so that and I'm just over here like, DAMN BRANDON LET ME HOLLER AT YOU

Holy Cap, it IS real! (They just had a really bad pic of her...) I mean, it still looks like a fuzzy purple thing stuck on her head, but at least in this picture you can tell it was on BEFORE they took the snap!

"...he doesn't stir things up for her [[[sexually]]] like Justin does."

Eh, they thrive financially. The elder Kardashian children have had three stepparents and a father who died when they were teenagers or young adults. Kim's been divorced twice, Kourtney's partner has substance abuse problems, Khloe's husband has substance abuse problems and cheated on her, and Rob seems to have…

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These gigantic super babies will either rule us all with an iron fist, or die trying.

No lie. I actually started fanning myself when I scrolled down to this. My crush on him in this role will never die.

Honestly, no one makes my heart patter like Christopher Plummer as the Captain.

John Travolta is leaving home at 3 am to go to "the gym"?

This is a #notalldilophosaurus situation if I've ever seen one.

Ke$ha is not a guilty pleasure. She's a pleasure.

Seems like a good argument.

O, I know someone that stole dinosaurs and it didn't end well.

I actually accidentally bought a maternity swim suit from Target - didn't realize until I got home. It totally explained why it was the only one that actually supported my boobs.