This is just fab. You're all perfect, from the bottom to the top.

It's like giving Black Widow heeled boots in the Avengers movies. She can't get a pair of flat-heeled boots? FINE. At least Wonder Woman looks like she can run in these.

Ta-da! You're right - if you freak out, your kid will freak out. There have been many times where my kid has crashed into something or fallen over when I'm two leaps away from her, and she laughs it off.

Their little wet snouts! And they're all HI. I LOVE YOU. CAN YOU SEE MY LOVE.

Haha, aw, two out of three cats were really stoked to see Mr. S when he came home from deployment. (The third is my kitten and basically hates everyone but me. She now likes him because he plays Laser Pointer with her.)

Aw, I had a schnoodle for 12 years and she was the best doggy. Always happy, always doing a happy dance when she saw me, and FREAKING OUT with happiness (like Casey) when I would come home from college. I still miss that sweet bearded snout.

Many people in the Mafia use their beliefs (no matter how shoddy) as a front to show that they're "upstanding citizens" to gain respect and reputability in their local communities, especially in southern Italy, so this is kind of a big thing. (If you're Catholic, I mean.)

I'm Catholic* and really love this guy and REALLY REALLY hope nothing bad happens to him because of this.

Yup. I've had two roommates who are 4'11 and 100 lbs (I am a giant compared to them) and they were both bummed that they couldn't give blood, but weren't all LOL OMG I'M JUST TOO SKINNY GUYS

"Charity Blood drive with my hubby @JoseCanseco. If only I weighed 7 more lbs I could have given blood 2😥I tried ♥️🙏♥️"

I'm the opposite, I have no idea how to use pencil liner so my eyes don't look minuscule, but give me liquid or gel liner and I'll give you a flawless cat eye. (It took lots of practice.)

Y'all might think this is a ton of makeup, but I use neutral colors so it works out well. I work with clients so have to be somewhat groomed. In this order:

Yippee TY yi yay? Fuck that, the cowboys do not say "TY."

Now we will share a lifetime of the fondest memories...

YIPPEE KI YI YAY yippee ki yi what? LIKE THE COWBOYS SAY...

You are completely on the nose. I had a miscarriage at five weeks with my now-husband* before we got married and it was really weird and scary - I knew I/we didn't want to have kids for a while, and yet here I was at work, having to tell my boss (thankfully a good friend) that I had to go to the doctor NOW. If I'd…

I refuse to click on any articles about them for fear that I might see a photo. I prefer the mental image of Khloe kuddling with the dude from 30 Rock.

To clarify, why wasn't "David Beckham has arms" the top story?

I mean.