Can we please find Danielle Staub and get her reaction to Teresa going to prison. I think it would be something like this.

Speaking as a boyfriend, I'm well aware of my utility as a blanket. I don't have a problem with it. At all.

Because we have eggs and milk inside of us? Men are the middle unrefrigerated aisles, filled with crackers, dips and sauces, and international foods.

I believe it was Tina Fey who said: "Helen Mirren is not proof that there are parts for older women, Helen Mirren is proof that there are parts for Helen Mirren."

Clover, Imma let you finish, but this year is ALL ABOUT 3KT

A Christmas miracle would have been never having to see another Rogen/Franco movie again.

"This is why criminal matters in the gender space need to be addressed by a parallel, enforcement apparatus staffed exclusively by women."

STARRING

i personally have an extreme apathy towards the issue of celebrity (part of the reason i am doing this feature currently is to see if i can make it interesting for myself) but i have an even GREATER apathy for males who believe girls are concerned about what they think

a male what, though?

It does get better! The first few times I tried watching it I would sit through 10 minutes of the first ep and give up. It does take a while for the characters to find their footing but once they do it's amazing.

why the back to back thing?

Listen, Ubertrout, you clearly did not grow up saddled with a large number of teetotalling Baptist relatives, because then you would realize that there is something worse than fruitcake, and it is GUMDROP CAKE. It is pound cake, or possibly yellow cake mix baked in a loaf pan, and bereft of a rum or brandy marinade;…

Do southern ladies ever fuck around? Be honest. I feel like they're not really a group to fuck with in general.

Historical side note: The last, tie breaking vote to pass the 19th amendment and allow women to vote was cast by Harry Burn who changed his vote at the urging of his mother. 35 states had ratified, but 36 were necessary and of the remaining states only Tennessee would agree to even take a vote- so it was crucial that…

You know you done fucked up when your own mother is happy you weren't home for Thanksgiving.

"Oh God, it's mom."

I wish every single pundit/politician on earth lived in fear of their mom calling them publicly on their shit.

Watch and cringe as one of the brothers drops his head into his hands and bemoans, "Oh God, it's mom."

The mirth and happiness that I have just murdered.