You, and this idiotic Minniemouse character, are the reasons half of mothers stay away from Jez, feminists or not. The judgement... oh the judgement, when if you had bothered to read past the quote I made from her, you would realize working out wasn't even the point. It was the point that she seems to think "it's…

Honestly, this is why I don't cross over to Jez anymore. "WE LOVE FEMINISM!"*

You have no idea what my workout schedule is like. And why are you so obsessed with calling people you don't know fat and being the end all be all to parenting strategy?

I'm going to guess you don't have kids, and you have no idea what a morning routine is like with children, otherwise you would realize how incredibly stupid that comment sounded. Because, you know, kids always don't need to get ready, and my husband has hours of time to sit around in the morning and wait for me to get…

In other news, I can't WAIT until North is a toddler, and she gets to deal with the "I DON'T WANNA GET DRESSED TODAY!" "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME EAT DINNER!" phase. We'll see how strict her parenting is then. Getting your child to sleep in their own bed is NOT strict parenting.

Of course she has a live-in nanny along with a personal assistant. "Me" time is easier to have if somebody else is watching the baby while you're having it.

Como. Lake Cuomo is the heretofore unrevealed sibling of Rivers.

I go where the news takes me.

I just discovered that I watched Hey Dude a lot more than I thought I did. Listening to theme song for the first time in what has to be at least twenty years, I remembered every. single. word.

Why doesn't the Nickelodeon 2 channel ever air these? They ran Clarissa late at night for awhile but now they only air the animated shows from the 90s. People would watch Salute Your Shorts and Hey Dude reruns. I know they would. So many people still have the opening songs memorized.

I thought it was succinctly descriptive.

As someone who's dated plenty of 'skinny jeans', I know exactly what she's talking about.

That is just depressing to me. The worst thing we did was TP the boys cabins, and man did we catch hell for that.

But whichever one you choose, they'll actually go by Stormageddon.

The combo of River and Rose makes me think they are Doctor Who fans, even if that's not true

I could go on, but I'm not even going to get started. I'm too angry about the fact that kids think guns are the way to solve their problems and that so many parents are willing to selfishly risk other peoples lives because of a bunch of shitty misinformation about vaccines. Too much focus on what individuals want…

I am starting to think there are some really, really screwed up kids here in the US. We ate mud, and painted rocks, and played with the animals at camp. What is happening to our children that is making them so hateful and crazy?

Please, please, PLEASE do not let acid throwing become a thing in the U.S. It is just the most vindictive, vile, horrific thing to do to someone and I will stay inside forever if it starts to become a regular-ish thing here. And while we're at it, please knock it off in places where it is regular-ish. Please. God, I…