You really took it that way? I hear moms say stuff like that about babies all the time and have never thought it was meant sexually, because it wasn't.

come back in a few years and let us know how well that plan is working

It's great that your child's skin tone and exposure to the outdoors are such that those methods work for him. Not everyone is as lucky, and slanty red streaks on your chin, neck, and hands can contribute to skin cancer the same way an all over burn will.

I'm not super into celebrities normally, but David Beckham is fucking hot as hell. He always looks amazing, he even rocks the cheesy tattoos.

Lots of extremely humorless people commenting here today.

I'm not sure why everyone is taking this so seriously (okay, maybe it has been a hellish week or so on the internet, humor is down) but I DIED reading this. Jon Hamm is very funny, as obviously evidenced on SNL, 30 Rock and Bridesmaids, but it even manages to shine through on Mad Men in some of his interactions with…

What Jon Hamm said to Amy was a joke, people. If the humor is too dry for you, then fine but let's stop being a killjoy.

Nah, it's pretty funny. I imagine the effect is somewhat lost in text.

While there obviously are plenty of unwanted children out there, they aren't being euthanized by the millions, or bred for profit, etc. No one has the right to shame you for wanting a specific breed of cat, but it isn't the same thing, or even within spitting distance of being the same thing.

Infant adoption is just as difficult. The children in the system tend to be teens and Tweens.

I agree! I also wish women who had unwanted pregnancies could talk more about miscarriage.

I sincerely hope more celebrities are willing to discuss miscarriage (if they want.) It is so isolating and feels like you're the only person in the world who it's happened to. Knowing you're not alone can be so helpful at such a difficult time.

I really have nothing to add here except holy shit, that face. What is it like, I wonder, to look in the mirror and see that face looking back at you? This might just be my fangirl-ness speaking but I swear, she is getting more beautiful as she ages.

I will not lie. I love the just married leather jackets. Fucking adorable. I know I'm a tacky goblin, but darn it. I LIKE IT!

I do that EVERY TIME. I figure ourworld is much more fun than the real one.

I have no feelings about Olivia Munn, but I definitely get behind her stance on day drinking. Not only can you actually have a seat at a bar during the day, you don't have to get particularly dressed up if you want to go out and there's always an end in sight - - when the sun goes down. It's pretty economical, and you…

Okay so for the past few weeks until just now I have had this vague idea that Khloe Kardashian was dating—

The only person who can pull that "worried shar-pei" look off is Luke Perry. #truefact

This.. this may be the first thing I like Olivia Munn for. What's happening?

Malia B Mackin.