I do not understand the Cumberbatch love. Maybe because I am British so he's not exotic and his classism is a huge turn off.

My one and only big break up came as a complete shock. Like I thought everything was great and he came home and told me he didn't love me anymore. I projectile vomited for weeks. I lost 20 lbs and was an emotional zombie. I went out maybe 5 days in to my favorite bar with my BBF's and the owner bought me an entire…

In practical terms, they probably want her to stay away so the paparazzi will stop harassing everyone who works in the building.

Apparently they hunt orphans, so kill your parents first.

My daughter was a weird food kid. She hated most kid staples; to this day (she's 16) she won't touch ketchup or peanut butter. She also cottoned on to her parents' sarcastic tendencies really young.

I really don't think the series is mocking the kids, but more kind of using the kids almost to mock adults: grown-ups, you eat some weird shit sometimes!

"I didn't do a good job tasting that" is probably the best thing ever!

My uterus just spontaneously expelled my IUD. thanks a lot!

As a kiddo, I was traumatized the first time I was served a whole lobster after years of eating it in less recognizable forms. I probably would have run out bawling if tentacles were involved.

Bless her for at least trying everything.

At this point the photographer had taken about 40 photos of this adorable little girl sobbing, and we were starting to feel like monsters.

If I were your friend and you were continuing to carry a stupid grudge, I would tell you"Don't let the door hit you in the ass".

Ummmm...what about Head Unfriendly Black Hottie who knows the reality of the struggle and exactly what it is to suffer the wrath of unplanned for precipitation upon a freshly laid 'do?! And Jessica Lopez, who is not limited by the physical constraints of her paraplegia and manages to stage dive in a damn wheelchair…

Why didn't Lacey Chabert become a thing? She was awesome.

No.

Make it, dude.

I love your comment except for the cat-people shade. WE ARE LOVELY PEOPLE!

Cue the Naughty by nature jokes!

Never had chai before? What did you put on your resumes?