I mean, after the fourth or fifth "begat" you kind of just skim.

I didn't see that thread but the second I saw Gone with the Wind I instantly knew someone was going to come on here complaining about something or other. Sho-nuff, Ms. Pope answered the bell.

there was a thread on Jez several months ago in which tGoW got dissed big time by lots of commenters; I pretty much just laughed at all the hate.

Can we file this one away with the Great Pubic Hair Debate? As in, let's stop talking about it. I know men don't understand my turquoise eyeliner, OK? I've known ever since that survey in Seventeen magazine nearly two decades ago that told me that guys don't "understand" purple nail polish. I'm wearing purple nail…

Please, people who wear no makeup, tell us how you're so much better than people who do!

Bully for you!

Why does everyone always hate on Tori Spelling? I find her so adorable and charming.

I am trying to watch this at my desk, but by 1:17 I was all ready grinning too much to continue in office hours. Oh Paul, the things you do to me!

Am I alone in my unfounded distaste for Lea Michelle? Something about her just—peeves me.

I would be so pissed if I paid an exorbitant amount of extra money for the luxury of first class and the two people next to me were having sex under a blanket. Even if one of them was John Legend and I got to go to Thailand afterwards.

"I feel like we should get a trophy for that"

Exactly. It was obviously all her fault that he (allegedly) cheated. As my father once said to my mother, "Is it too much to ask that you have a nice dress and a martini waiting for me when I get home from work?"

Plus the whole "insta-family" aspect of his relationship with Jolie. If my husband and I split up, and like three minutes later he was shacked up with the widely-acknowledged Most Beautiful Woman in the World, and then like another couple months later they suddenly have two kids and are pregnant with twins...well even…

Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time?

Clooney was also married once before, so "confirmed bachelor" is a bit of a stretch. More like "confirmed bachelor for as long as he has been on our radar."

With both my mother and mother in law I would not be able to keep a secret that long.

I guess because nothing is more annoying than ad for something we don't want? I'm biased because I work in marketing, but I like big data because we don't want to waste our resources on people who have no use for what we're promoting, and as a consumer I only want to see ads/content for stuff I actually might use. It…

It's a homemade soup made of energy drinks and a heaping cup of stupid.

This especially blows when you have a miscarriage, but...target/amazon/the internet/the mail don't know it. And keep sending you things. For. Ever.

for 7.5 million and 240,000 a year, I'd let my ex fuck all the hookers he wants and shut up about it too.