As a lady dealing with a complicated separation and understanding bizarre Martin-isms, the guy isn't a dick. I think he genuinely loved Gwyneth in the way WE won't. Magic is pretty self explanatory track pretty much telling you that whenever the track was completed, he was petty much throwing in a towel when it came…

Eh, there are rumors he was cheating on her too.

This burner account lets me say things I wouldn't otherwise say: I want Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow to reconcile and be happy again and forever.

Yeah, I'm pretty floored she didn't get a harsher sentence. Personally, I think she deserved one.

As ironic as when you're bitching about typos and write the word "lazyness"?

You're missing the best part. The blurred out section near her left collar bone is a diamond broach that says 'Bitch'.

I want to go out with a glass of champagne in my cold dead hand.

Or he's in love w/ someone else and this is his way of getting out.

I'm creeped out and amused at the same time. I'm glad her family honored her memory in a way that reflected who she was in life. That's a pretty awesome way to funeral.

Nicky Minaj is wrong, Kenya is a complete bitch who deserves far worse than a little hair pulling.

For God's sake, never get in a car with her again! You are right that's she wants a reaction from you and apparently is willing to get you both killed to do it.

He's talented, he's gorgeous, he's charming.

A woman is dead and has grieving family and friends, so I don't want to snark, but goddamn do I want to snark.

"Tonight and the Rest of My Life" was on the trailer of at least one of those late 90's/early 2000's terrible romance movies, right? Sweet November? A Walk to Remember? I remember the song being on TV a lot and attaching "that looks like a really bad movie" feelings to it.

What? The darkly pigmented lip glosses? The body scrubs that smell like heaven? How dare you!

Oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwd.

This is why many in the Republican party vote against their own best interests. They have no idea that these values are inconsistent.

+10 to the baker who puts the sticker design on top of cupcakes at a wedding expo.

As a gay Alabamian, this news delights me more than I can express. It's nice to know that no matter how hard the bigots try to inflict their narrow views on the rest of the world, the good guys still find a way to light up the darkness.

This is exactly why the Republican party makes no sense. You cannot be the religious conservative, values first party AND the pro-business free market money first party at the same time.