I love Old Navy's compression pants.

Last time I checked, "lol" isn't a punctuation. LOL.

Well? I kind of admire them and am a little tired of always hearing this crap about their friendship being "bizarre."

'She was a horrible decorator. Money cannot buy you taste. She would put plaid with stripes and all sorts'

How could you possibly know this? I can barely keep track of my own friendships let alone know what's going on with two rich women I've never met. Do you work for either of them?

I hope she has a section on chemical burns.

That's true, where's our Real Househusbands of Atlanta? I'd watch that. But only if they were Househusbands from gay couples. Oh I can only imagine the shade, the glorious glorious shade.

Eh, I can see how it might fit right in with the whole ridiculous MRA ethos.

The nuanced idea of media critique escapes you, doesn't it?

Wow, who knew trolls were such fans of survivalist tv.

It's important to note, I think, that there are different ways of looking "better" as we age. There's looking "good" as meeting certain beauty standards and maintaining (or attempting to maintain) an air of a particular kind of sexiness that fits into a restrictive performance of femininity. But then there's looking…

COINCIDENCE??????

Fuck that. So much effort. I'd prefer to just be rolled in wearing my ballgown on a standing gurney, Hannibal Lecter style.

Those two are exactly who I was talking about. I seriously wonder how Kelly functions without a minder.

I think it was clear that no one was on Kenya's side, but a lot of her aggression was direct straight at Porsha and I don't think she could take it anymore. I was really hoping some of the other ladies were going to speak up, but the fact that they all rushed to Porsha's side after the fight says a lot.

Assault and Battery with a Dangerous Weapon

This is not Andy Cohens fault.

These are grown women. They have signed contracts agreeing to be apart of this madness and participate in it freely. These women are pulling a million a SEASON, not to mention any celeb appearances or products they hock on the side.

I feel for Porsha. She knew she was wrong right away but I almost can't blame her when Kenya was acting like that. Kenya just loves to provoke and provoke and provoke then act like a complete victim when someone reacts. I think we all know people like that. It's the worst.

Well then, you ought to be able to afford some really nice looking clothes for church.

As a Catholic, the length of the service my black friends sit through always amazes me. If you're not done in an hour, Catholics start getting antsy. 3-4 hours? F that noise!