You are disgusting. Please Shut The Fuck Up.

I haven't read Jezebel in months, largely because there's been a significant audience shift. There seems to be little to no difference between the Gawker readers and the Jezebel readers anymore. The articles are now basically the same, as well. I miss the former community of commenters (trolls always lurked, but the…

I don't normally get all celebrity-excited, but this little family always looks so down to earth and cute and so genuinely happy and loving looking at each other that it breaks my heart every time.

I am TECHNICALLY against the taking of pictures of celebrities' children, but that is the rational side of my brain that isn't going 'LOOK AT HIS LITTLE CHEEKS MORE PICTURES MORE.'

You guys. YOU GUYS! I hate monarchy and they are melting my fucking heart.

I love this. I can't handle this. I love the super-excited kicks (and presumably squeals? I'm watching with no sound, for the sake of my co-workers and ovaries) from Prince George. I love the chubby cheeks. I love the FAT ROLLS ON THE WRISTS OH GOD. And the way the Duchess wipes his mouth with her hand, and then wipes…

eeeeeeeeeee pouty baby lips and fat cheeks

Breaking: Prince George has Bitchy Resting Face,

as someone who is allergic to basically everything and has been dealing with the effects for half a year I can honestly tell you that it messes with everything. in my case postnasal drip flows down to my bronchi making breathing hard so there's meds for that. now i have this throat infection cuz the meds for that can…

Miscarriages happen for a lot of reasons. I know this is Lindsey Lohan we're talking about, but your statement perpetuates the idea that if a woman has a miscarriage it must be her fault. Miscarriages are very common. Spreading this attitude towards them only brings more pain to the women who have to suffer through…

Sorry for your losses. That must have been rough to go through.

That is true for Rh+ women. Rh- women have to get a Rhogam shot to prevent Rh incompatibility threatening future pregnancies. I have no idea what Lindsay's bloodtype is so this may be beside the point, but my early miscarriage did not require any procedures but I did have to go get bloodwork to verify I had miscarried…

I instantly disbelieved her too, because I am an addict/alcoholic, and although I never used that excuse for missing work, the stakes were never that high for me (having a show on OWN) and I'm sure that if they had been, I would have. If it were me, and I'd relapsed, and the stakes were that high, rather than admit I…

I had a miscarriage, and there was very little "follow up". Actually, there really wasn't any.

as much shit as i talk about lilo, i'm sorry she had to go through that. especially because all i would have wanted to do is pound bottle after bottle of wine afterwards. i hope she was able to find some peace.

Of course you wouldn't.

This wasn't snooping, it was just plain terrible. My boyfriend at the time and I met through an online dating site, and we'd both left our profiles up with mention of being happily attached and not looking to date anyone. I checked it periodically (we were together for a year and change), and it always said the same…