Slap him again Mellie.

I don't think they just cut off the money, They basically hacked into whatever system that they use to operate all their crap and shut that down. Their main server of sorts I guess.

"YOU JUST KILLED THE PRESIDENT."

for a minute, I was hoping Mellie would go strangle Fitz in the shower with those ties.

JUST LET HIM LOSE, OLIVIA

Prediction: Huck is actually working against Liv, because he has some plan to save Quinn that supersedes his loyalty to Liv. Liv's father is actually being truthful.

Jake's isn't much better...Liv needs to expand her dating pool. Seriously.

I want to see more first lady sex. Also, more crazy ex-VP ranting. YUM YUM CRISPY PIGGY YUM YUM.

Reading this I very much felt like someone was calling my asshole brother an asshole. Only I'm allowed to do that.

Currently watching. Haven't sobbed crying. #DontCare

My advice to E! hire an actual comedian next time, one that makes people laugh and has a sharp wit, instead of a 40 yr old meangirl who flips thru tabloids and occasionally acts as a pitbull for her PR flack's other no talent lame clients. She uses her show as a bully pulpit to beat up other women celebs not in her…

I remember going to a taping of Frasier with my husband and about two hours in, he we wanted me to fake a heart attack so that we could get the Hell out of there. We were starving (they gave us candy/sugar too) and the worst part was one scene they were looking at a Royal Caribbean Cruise brochure and I recognized it…

Josh Brolin is a handsome dude but all I see now is this is the guy who beat Diane Lane.

They're an oddly matched couple, but I think people forget sometimes that Mary-Kate Olsen is a 27-year-old multi-millionaire. She and Olivier have a substantial age difference, but I think sometimes people go overboard with the "child" language because they're focusing on her body type. Other couples with similar gaps…

THIS. I cannot be on Oliva's team until she DTMFA. Fitz is so blatantly abusive in his interactions with her. "You will not leave me!" Motherfucker you THINK you talking to?!?! You might like this piece from last season.

Y'all need to stop pretending that if some richie rich offered you 500K to fly you to Austria and come to a high-falutin' party with him, you'd wouldn't go in a goddamn heartbeat. You're not going to this party because you're super morally superior to a Kardashian, you're not going because nobody asked you.

I mean, obviously she was hired to be his escort for the night. But I don't think that makes it acceptable that someone put on blackface and harassed her.

if you payed me 500,000 i would go to a dumb party with you. seems like an easy decision to me

Depends. Some of us prefer premium 100% cheese and other ingredient saturation so the chips can sometimes get a little soggy. Whatever, they're only there for salt for the cheese and salsa IMO. Don't judge me!

Given that these are the pyjamas I'll be wearing, I'll be spending Oscar night being a (comfy and warm) fashion icon too!