I'm kinda ashamed that my first thought upon seeing this was "I need it."

"Support" might be too strong of a word. I would say "tolerate" is a better choice.

Steak well done can fuck off and die!

I really like Charlotte Church. This just confirms my like for her.

Because feeding your child isn't considered immodest.

Are you like, new to gossip blogs as a concept, or just generally insufferable?

I really hope he's thinking he can trade up. Because my favorite thing about Robin Thicke is how oblivious he seems to be to the egg timer that's counting down his fifteen minutes.

I want to time travel and hug the children you were, and I want to regular travel and shake the hand of the adult you have become.

I think she deserves the last word.

THESE thighs....

Not weird at all. Beards are hot. It's science.

James Franco.

"The paparazzi offered Adam Brody Taco Bell and congratulated him on his marriage to Leighton Meester."

Jesus Christ, I love Patrick Stewart. Not in a "I'd like to sex him up way" more like we would ride on roller coasters together, get some ice cream, marathon watch some shit on tv. Lots of jokes and hi jinks would be involved obvs.

That's EXACTLY what I'm talking about. Who in the hell do these fools think they are? Stick to reality TV stars, In Touch. You're aiming way above your pay grade here.

Are you talking about how they dared to criticize Dolly Parton?? Because I agree. There are some lines you just don't cross.

Miley Cyrus is riding around on a flying hot dog and making out with Jared Leto. Y'all can keep hating on her but to me, it seems like she's doing everything right.

Oh hell no In Touch, you done fucked up now.

Mine too...

You know you have a problem when you refresh Jezebel a million times around 3 o'clock checking for midweek madness.