"If they truly wrote this themselves"

You know, I was saying this to my family just the other day. You don't know who is crazy, and you don't know who has a gun. Do not flip people off, text in theaters, or engage with others who try to negatively engage you. If you can get shot for being a teen, or for texting your babysitter, I seriously fear for my…

CELEBRITY - SEX - FASHION - RELATIONSHIPS - ADVICE - AND WHAT THE FUCK?!

Does anyone remember the interview Victoria did with Allure a few years ago in which the reporter asked the following:

Did anyone else ever see her "Victoria Beckham: Coming to America" special on NBC (I think)? It was quite possibly the greatest hour of television I have ever viewed, and I've been a fan of hers since then. The lady imitating the dolphin was MAY-JUH.

I feel like this is PROOF that the tweezer people need to invent better tweezers. I have something in my chin right now that cannot be grasped. Worst.

I will accept Chiwetel as Superman and Elba as Batman. And only if we're talking New 52. And Lupita as Batgirl. Those are the rules.

No need to thank me, citizen.

Henry Cavill received a lot of backlash from patriotic Americans because he is British and only Americans should play Superman (even though he is not American he is an alien) but could you even imagine the shit storm if a Black Brit played Superman, Fox News would declare war against the UK.

Idris Elba for Superman AND Batman.

My wife and I have been married for 20 years. We have four teens that are 17 months apart. To be clear, that means we had ALL our kids within 17 months, because three are triplets. If a "healthy marriage" was about sex, we'd have been divorced loooong ago. "You have to be available when he calls" is utter garbage.…

Republicans are people?

I bet Bruce puts a Bruce Jenner action figure in his little helicopter and whispers, "You're free. You're finally free." when he flies it around.

Kudos on your use of Robespierrian!

Team KristenfromMA here, all the way!

I see your OC and raise you New Jersey. (Mainly for Milania)

As LizTaylorsEarrings, I guess you would know.

Surfboart One?

• Joe Jonas' advice for all the former child stars of the world is to "watch the people around you and learn from their mistakes so you don't make the same." I am not a former child star, but this article referred to both Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber as "crooners," which is a mistake I have now observed and learned…