465? That's all? Hell I don't have kids but I'd drop 50 into a Kickstarter to pay off all the schools lunch cards.

Oh, hi Mom. I didn't know you were a Jez commenter, too.

When I was little I had a live-in housekeeper. I asked her to dress me for school while I was still asleep and she did. As an adult, A- I really appreciate her efforts and B- need to find her so we can resume that practice.

I will love him forever and no one will be able to convince me otherwise.

Me either - I kinda thought he was messing with Ellen.

It's actually an incredible tool when used properly.

Texas murders a prisoner, you mean.

80% of this comments section is skinny people taking the time to publicly announce just how skinny they are and justifying this woman’s crazy weight loss.

Hey, you must be my age! I feel like JTT was very, very special to those of us in the 27-29 age range, but very confusing to anyone outside of it.

At one point, he went rogue and started commenting in other subreddits.

Is it just me or is the way Brandi Glanville lumped in her sons with her STD as the eternal reminder of her failed marriage a little... off?

"Those that know you will never judge you. The rest can go to h*ll! ;-) Bill"

Ugh, I got so mad at that interview this morning. It was a load of bullshit.

I notice he completely leaves out the investigation done by people who were not paid by Woody Allen who came to a very different conclusion. Shocking.

WELCOME TO MY WORLD

One more snow day, and I really think my children might eat each other.

I feel like I wouldn't mind the cold if it would just STAY cold. Here in Texas, it's 70 one day, 29 the next and then back up to 70 by the end of the week. Which sounds nice, but really means that my fucking sinuses are killing me from all the pressure and I can't even remember which fucking days to run my damn taps.

That's only because you have your raging fires to keep you warm. At this point, California is Old Valyria waiting to happen.

You're lucky. The cold weather would've made everyone's skin even tighter.