"I smelled him and I knew exactly who it was" - AHHHHHHHHHHHH all the tears. My childhood lovely TOTALLY has a smell. This made my day!!

"I smelled him."

It is incredibly sweet.

The moment she went in for the hug, then sniffed, then the lightbulb.... that was perfect.

This would be me. I'm a weeper. No shame!

GROWN ADULTS CAN NEVER LEARN AND GROW IN THEIR LIFETIMES. ONCE YOU'RE AN ADULT YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY MENTALLY AND EMOTIONALLY MATURE.

Frostbite is the new #fitspo

Yes. People in first-world countries all simultaneously developed thyroid issues at the same time. Did you know everyone who posts on Jezebel who is obese is a vegan who exercises 10000 hours a day and subsists on kale juice and flavored air? What are the chances?!

I'm on this new photosynthetic diet and it's working great! I've never felt better. I'm staying slim, feeling alive, and my leaves have never looked greener!

Well fuck you for being 5' 11" and stealing what should've been my three inches.

I'm 5'11" but I love all those dresses. What I'm saying is get ready to see my pussy, America!

I'm just happy no one wrote "discusting"

I'll take my $50 now!

naw Big Daddy!

Madonna's son looks very handsome. Madonna looks very ridiculous.

Ross Matthews said he wanted to cut several feet off of Paris's dress and wear it in Sochi. I agree with him.

Am I the only one who thinks this dress is hideous?

As someone who has worked in an observatory; I can confirm that a sunset in reverse is a sunrise.

"Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women. Without Airbrushing."

Mr. Bean's reaction here is priceless.