multi-part mini-documentary

Wait, as a white woman...I'm confused how Bey is not a feminist? Will someone tell me this argument so I can contradict it to fellow white women in the future?

I'm an African-American male so maybe it's a cultural thing but how is it not feminist? I got the message clear as day. Within the context of the song, she's basically telling her ex sorry that he can't tell her what to do anymore. If you loved it so much we should have gotten married. We're over, I'm doing my own…

In other words, the best post-breakup outfit I've ever laid eyes upon.

I'd read it

That's just uncalled for.

It's the logical sequel.

Oh great. That is what we needed, someone calling feminists cannibals now.

We're going to have to get a time machine back to the 90s to explain this fully.

We must run in very different crowds.

Dylan Sprouse: Welcome to adulthood, you are handling yourself quite well. I wish you well, kid.

Dirt bag is back!!!!!!!!!!!

soooo much fat shaming in these comments jesus christ

Lottery scenario #2:

That monologue from Morton was the shit. Really though, all the awards. Right now. He's been great all along, but last night he proved that Command Jake probably, definitely doesn't have the feet to fill his shoes. Thankfully, that's not the part of Scott Foley's body I'm most concerned with.

That's the least scandalous thing about the whole show

My mother was a Southern woman and entirely too proper to do shit like this. Her vindictive streak was much more subtle, and thus, much more terrifying.

I will struggle under the burden of that label, but I shall rise triumphant.

"This is why I don't fuck with Southern women, by the way. This. This right here."

What a truly noble cause to champion.