You're not wrong. I know entirely too many people like this, thanks to my Dallas upbringing (though it's obviously not just in Texas).

Bless his most-everyone-in-Texas-hates-him-even-my-staunch-Tea Party-parents heart.

You guys are amazing; I just added all of these to my Amazon wishlist!

Hell yes, I bought mine. I wasn't able to head to the rally today, but you bet I was in orange, and so were my coworkers.

Hiiiii love! I don't think I mind it, it seems to have cut down on trolls, thank God.

My company is used to us looking at Gawker Media, Buzzfeed, and any number of related sites (I work in advertising), and yet, a warning would've been appreciated on this nipplish post. You're not wrong.

I also love that we're living in grey, fellow oldtimer. We're so on trend.

You are not, but I'm loving this theory! I'm not a Megan hater, I'm just waiting for her... purpose, I guess.

OH HELL YES. Picking it up tomorrow!

Air Kiss was the BEST light pink gloss. The best. Chanel made a Glossimer that was similar and then, wait for it, discontinued it. Womp womp.

Jesus, especially The Bump, though BabyCenter can be a cluster as well. One foray into those boards and I ran away real quick.

Unf. Hey hot cop.

Totally true. Even the recently-released acoustic version of MMMBop is good.

I'm obsessed with her hair here. OBSESSED. Lucille+Peggy made a great pair last night!

I love our hospital, which is maternity-focused and very small. They had a rule that only one person could be in the room with the mother, doctor and nurses during delivery, then a "honeymoon" hour where the mother, baby and guest were left alone. My parents and in-laws waited in the waiting room as my delivery was…

The slippers thing really gets me. You don't have a pair of flip flops lying around?

Man, I've been sick all weekend, and was so desperate for ice pops and orange juice that I went out in my sweatpants and hoodie, and I was STILL mortified that I went out like that even though I felt like death and didn't want to search for real pants. Now what I don't get are actual pajama bottoms in public, or…

What I took from this article is that your mom sounds awesome.

I ran into her in person a couple of weeks ago, and she didn't look like she did here - she looked like "normal." So who knows.

Cheese curds! They're already kinda shaped like bullets.