Congratulations on your sobriety! I can't wait until I'm past this initial shittiness. I think getting through work happy hours will be the hardest part, my office tends to have alcohol everywhere, every day. I also really wanted a beer today since it's gorgeous out, but I bought an Italian soda instead. Good…

Ha, I was actually nervous because that was my only withdrawal symptom (so far, hoping it stays that way), so I was like, do I still need to go to the ER? My husband called earlier (he's working the night shift overseas so it works out) to check on me. Feeling much better today! How long have you been sober?

Pro tip: When you can't see your doctor for a few days and are quitting alcohol, try not to Google alcohol withdrawal. I only have a mild headache yet I keep reading that detoxing on your own is the DUMBEST THING EVER DON'T DO IT.

Keep doing what you're doing, but be patient. I have around 2000 followers, but I've also been tweeting regularly (multiple times per day) since late 2009.

Except that it looks nothing like the Death Becomes Her bottle, by shape and color. But this comment will never see the light of day, even though I've literally been commenting as long as Jezebel's been around.

One of my favorite meals!

Maple baked beans and cut up hot dogs. Total kid food - I have to start an elimination diet (basically strict Paleo) tomorrow to figure out what's making my system go crazy.

Sic 'em Britney! I highly doubt Baylor will comment on your coming out, but you've got so many Bears cheering for you!

This beautiful man attended my rival high school but a few years before I attended. (I think he crossed over with Jessica Simpson, who attended my high school.) DALLAS Y'ALL. (I just wanted to say that.)

Did you know that concealer two shades lighter than your skin conceals your blowhardiness!?

Girl, I'm a large-bust, short-waist, long-torso. I live in open cardigans because I have no idea how to deal with this.

Yoga pants and maxi dresses, all day, every day. Then again, I live in Austin, where it never gets too chilly, and worked for a very casual company. Baby S is a year old, and I'm *still* in my maternity jeggings because I have yet to find jeans that fit me now.

Completely agree. It's going to take a long time before the people of West (a tight-knit small town) can recover from that.

Ha, I can deal with a little snot, especially after having a kid.

Oh, thank you! I'm wondering if I could possibly ice down my nose first before they do it...

Oh, that's even better!

Thankfully, I have short hair, but I would have never considered the other things, thank you!

Yeah? Good to hear! I'm a total baby when it comes to needles; I'm pretty sure I only got through the epidural with the knowledge that the contractions were only going to get worse!

I'm turning 29 this year, and I'm thinking about getting a nose piercing, like a teeny diamond. I'm married with a kid and live in the suburbs, but I'd like to think I have a few shreds of badassery leftover from my raucous years in NYC. I work in a pretty laidback job (one of my coworkers dyed her hair blue and…

I wish all of these were free Kindle downloads! Or at least cheap for the series. I totally read Camp Sunnyside Friends and Sleepover Friends (along with the classic BSC)!