Because Tesla has the mojo that Apple thinks it still does.

Anyone concerned with Duke coverage should probably stay rather happy that the names Corey Maggette and Chris Duhon never seemed to come up as frequently as they should have.

I think they can do WAAAYYY better than this for True Detective Season 2.

Definitely didn't have the pizzazz of an Angelfire site...

If you're a fan of low-end italian food emporiums with great breadsticks I suggest you find a Fazoli's.

If it makes you feel better, my "Birthday Meal" was Sirloin Tips and Rice. It was my favorite thing that my mom cooked. You know, the Banquet Frozen Sirloin Tips in Gravy mixed with Minute Rice.

Until I read the article and saw that the image was a PowerPoint slide I was sure that I was looking at a screencap of a GeoCities website from 1998.

About the response I'd expect from people who literally think the universe revolves around them.

Maybe people make fun of Rednecks and their ideas

This is the weirdest humblebrag.

I feel like this paragraph is one of those "magic eye" puzzles... All I see is MINIMINIMINIMINIMINI

We get it, you wanna bang fox girl.

This is some kind of Godwin's law thing isn't it?

You're gay for God! Wouldn't that be a good thing? Or is it only women who should be super into God-dick?

So...if I beat off, does that make me gay?

but taylor hanson of hanson wears necklaces and i wanna believe i can trust him

i wanna really talk about how problematic he is but he said penis so many times and said it was god's penis that i can't do anything but sit here and try not to giggle maniacally.

Never trust a man who wears necklaces.

I understand the outrage, and EGR I'm a big fan of yours, but we are ALL hypocrites. We are hypocrites when we get outraged about the treatment of children at the border but but clothes made in sweatshops. We are hypocrites when we get upset about animal cruelty but don't care how our meat is grown. No one, and I mean…

2:17 mark of the second vide0- Probably not the best metaphor to use there, Adam.