In Peter's defense, who would read his reporting?

You know the parts where people were making fun of Chicago fans? Yeah, you should look in the mirror.

"He's a snake, a gay snake. Not to be trusted."

That golf ball was posing a credible threat to his safety, causing an sense of fear that his life was in imminent danger. A man has every right to protect himself. I bet you liberal Gawker assholes want to ban knives now too? #WhereDoesItEnd

The sari doesn't have a religious connotation just like the decorative bindi doesn't have a religious connotation. If you're wearing a red dot on your forehead that's one thing but if you want to wear a sari to coachella and promote my culture without offending it then be my guest. It's literally the indian/pakistani…

yeppppppp. Fixing it shouldn't be too awful. I actually met a dude that night who had an ES300 and he replaced his head gasket with no instructions or torque wrench.

I've gotten my boyfriend down from well done to medium. I'm pushing for med-rare but medium is fine. Well done makes me want to break up with him.

If I owned a restaurant, I would charge extra for foods I disliked on a proportional scale based on how much I hated the food in question. Needless to say, only sheiks and foreign dignitaries could eat blue cheese at my fake establishment.

Ugh, everyone knows a dry latte is a latte with only a splash of vermouth. What is she talking about?

Write a stupid comment and that is the answer you get. You deserved nothing more.

Yeah totally not a real creator at all without training successors. I mean My Neighbor Totoro, Porco Rosso, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke and Howl's Moving Castle? Totally fake and crap. All his other greats too, didn't even have successors, not a real creator ugh.

but I don't know a single person in real life who dresses like her.

If you can't find films to get interested in, you're just not looking hard enough, or at all.

Whatevs man, everyone knows minor league doesn't count. I have a bunch of minor league balls, and even 8 year old me knew the real prize was one from a Major League game.

Oh, also, I hate myself.

He was also distraught to hear that Putin isn't fries covered with cheese curds and gravy.

Now maybe make the stretch in logic that your neighbor's living situation was not a common or representative one, the plural of anecdote is not data, and maybe the fact that we'll take the words of actual D-I athletes that this is a problem over a guy who lived next to a guy

Could have used some vegan options.