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"Another loss..."

Does anyone who is not an asshole still use the phrase "politically correct"?

Chokers, guaranteed to make even the giraffe-necked among us look like our heads sit on our shoulders. And I quite liked grunge...I liked making older folks' heads explode by wearing a pretty, girly floral dress (empire-waisted, natch) with some construction worker boots and a beat-up military jacket. Yes.

For the most part. As a woman who reads comics I've built up a tolerance to...a lot of things.

I wish to apply to this superteam.

It's a speed suit!! Anyone? Anyone?

This might not be popular, but I absolutely loathe 1920s fashion. It's just not flattering.

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This is why I hate driving in Chicago, and why a lot of cyclist are douchers, especially in the city. No regard for traffic laws whatsoever.

I'm finding it hard to find the driver more selfish wanting one individual to not slow them down, than one individual expecting it to be OK to slow many individuals down. Which is more rude at the cash register of a supermarket, the person who knowingly slows down everyone and doesn't care, or the people behind who

Is this an MIB reference because it's busted not broken.

I want to teach her to hold a Nerf gun.

Look you've never played the game and have no interest in the game so please just shut the fuck up and go away. Nobody will care if you leave and nobody needs you to watch. It's the biggest sport in the world, already plenty big in the US and it's not going to change to suit you.

I need oven mitts to handle this take

Drew, I'm saddened that there weren't about 40,000 words on Belgium here. Belgium is the country that the rest of Europe can point at and say "well, at least we're not Belgium!" Belgium was formed from the leftovers that France and the Netherlands didn't want. Its primary export is ignored laws. If Belgium could

The most shallow and unearned moment in the film: While the first orgy of mass destruction is going on, with Superman on literally the exact opposite side of the planet, the Army and Professor Hamilton sacrifice their lives to destroy Zod's weapon thingy. In the process, Lois Lane falls out of the plane. Then,

They built the statue to commemorate the time Superman bowled a perfect game.

Oh God, I'm so glad you asked.

No, he's still a pan.

I agree absolutely, skyrim was beautiful and fun for a while, but the lack of anything to actually do other than fetch quests, etc - the game became very boring.

Lobster shirt is the garb of a true hero.