Its more the obsessiveness than anything. Other people's husband's look at porn - mine has a browser history of a bunch of pictures of BMWs and visits to bimmerpost.com

And, also fortunately, he dismissed, "humble brags" from his dealbreaker list.

Yeah, it's like...if my juices are flowing and I'm feeling it, I am actively interested in sucking some cock. You can barely keep me from it, I want to devour the penis. But if you're just like "Hey, I know you're watching The Daily Show and I've been farting those enchiladas we ate all night, but how about you…

One-sided sex is not good sex. I never understand this idea of making your partner do things to please you all the time, without any talk about how far reciprocation goes. You know when I want to give a blow job? WHEN I AM AROUSED AND EXCITED. You know when I am aroused and excited? WHEN MY PARTNER IS DOING THINGS TO…

Loose vagina is just what men say to make themselves feel better about having a skinny penis.

A Walk to Remember was very entertaining for me, because I was getting felt up during it XD

And the original title, before Ten Little Indians, was much worse.

You sure don't sound "apathetic." It sure sounds like you have a lot of outrage over the "white guilt liberals" pressing on this issue.

" I am a white male, nobody really gives a shit as to what offends me."

Yea, like that time you let those natives borrow your blankets and the assholes never returned them. Assholes. Or when your ancestors bought all those black people but then eventually had to let their kids go free without reparations. Total bullshit.

This argument makes very little sense. There are many, many injustices in the world, and there is no rule that we must address them starting with most to least grievous. If so, we fall down this slippery slope to a place where the only thing we are allowed to criticize is murder, or genocide. I mean, it sounds dumb,…

We must preserve the caricatures, people! It's the only way we can honor the noble savages!

All of a sudden, back in '72:

All I see when I look at Arianda Grande is that stupid ponytail and her left side. I still don't know any of her music. She needs new PR people.

you may want to sharpen that razor, kid

I've actually never been told to engage with commenters, though I've read the many public Nick Denton/Joel Johnson memos and generally know the bigger picture behind the kinja platform.

My parents did hit me. They were from pre-War Ireland and had the same outlook as you, without the pretentious douchery. And even my mom said what Peterson did was horrible.

You hit a three year old.

Jesus Christ.

Yeah and most of the world is full of stupid poor uneducated people, like you, who don't have a fucking clue what they're talking about.

I've started to notice the people that say "Don't tell me how to raise my kids!" are the exact people that need to be told how to raise their kids.