AND LO, THE MANSPLAINER WILL MANSPLAIN TO US ABOUT THE WOMENFOLK, AND HIS WORD IS GOOD BECAUSE HE IS A MAN AND HE KNOWETH ALL THINGS.

The scuttle vent control.

Who knows?

So you've seen two of his films, bravo! Watch the others, none of which share that plot.

It must be really tough running into all those people you know with all those women you're publicly affectionate with. Sounds real.

It doesn't seem like Drew hates having sex with only his wife. I don't know why people think that monogamy is some sort of curse that all married couples loathe and wish they could escape. I'm happy. My wife is very attractive, has a great sex drive, and if I had to re-enter the dating world I'd have to have some…

That's what always gets me about these things. Who WANTS to date? Being married has advantages: my clothes are cleaner because I'm no longer allowed to keep a decades old shirt (for some reason); I have someone to talk to; I've learned how many different kinds of soaps exist; but mostly: I DON'T HAVE TO DATE ANYMORE.…

Ok, shun away.

Was responding to your comment to Theojello. If he was defending the redditor, who is a sorry notsorry example, then yeah, I'm not on that train. If he was defending a friend, who (from my at times poor reading comprehension) showed poor decision making and emotional maturity, but is altering his behavior going…

Fun essay, but the working on "relationship stuff" seems to address your point as to why he should continue to be friends with dudebro instead of isolating him. Then again, you've never acted inappropriately in any situation, have no ego and hate to hear yourself talk, I'd imagine.

I'm old, and therefore my opinion is that everyone is a work in progress.

Ouch. I really didn't mean to come across as mansplaining.

When you use Jezebel as a place to get your news as opposed to a place to discuss the news then the flaw my dear sir is yours.

Running in the forest is not bad for you. Stepping on a sharp rock or a thorn and getting blood poisoning and dying, on the other hand, is quite bad for you. That's why the human race has been wearing foot coverings for 10s of thousands of years.

"My ancestors shit outside, so I should shit outside."

Good thing those forests weren't paved. That would have been hard on our ancient ancestors' feet.

Yeah, and when Nike runners adopt the same level of myopic douchebaggery that Vibram squawkers do, you'll have a point. Tell me about all the times that you've been told that the Air Max's changed someone's life.

People also like to mock other people who fall hook, line, and sinker for a company whose entire purpose for being is scientifically debunked. Isn't it time for you to go and not vaccinate or something?

I'd let him stig- my -mata, if you know what I mean.

Can't we cast Jeremy Irons as the cardinal? He looks so fucking hot in a robe. Mmmmmm, ecclesio-porn.