No, there is no mention of Game Informer in your post, are you replying to the wrong guy?

No! I love flan. It is the cake part that is foul. And you know, #TeamPie.

Wait, LOTR is too verbose but Dickens gets a pass? Don't get me wrong, I love Dickens, but on a 1-10 scale of verbose he's pretty close to 11.

If you can cook risotto in 20 minutes, you either 1) are doin' it wrong or 2) have some bum-ass risotto.

People can be oppressed on any pretty much any basis you can think of. Oppression does not need to exist on a societal scale to exist. If someone is discriminated against for being cisgender on even the smallest scale, they are being oppressed, within that context, for their gender identity.

No, they don't imply that. Nothing in those terms implies that. Nobody is using them in that way. Again, you are arguing against usage that doesn't exist. The implication you are reading is of your own creation. The terms are about oppression, but not about effective oppressive forces that affect society as a whole.…

Saying something exists does not equate to saying that it is super prevalent and is an effective oppressive force in society. Even in response to what's said on tumblr, nobody is claiming that. You're arguing against a strawman. It's not as black and white as that, and what you're doing is exactly what I'm talking…

Whoa, didn't mean to offend you or intend to blame anyone (other than the large businesses who underpay employees, cut their hours and blame that on shoplifting customers because they are an easy target and it sounds better than saying "we are cutting your hours because we are cheap bastards and don't want to give…

Oh fucking hell.

He's like the Swedish Chef's significantly less-adorable, drug-addicted brother who the Swedish Chef refuses to publicly acknowledge.

So what are "Crisp Napa tips?" Are they fried sliced Napa cabbage?

Try re-reading this article, and then read the linked articles before you start asking admittedly stupid questions. It's all there. Why should anyone else do your homework for you?

I wore a black tea-length dress with white tulle poking out the bottom, a massive white bow in my hair, and red lipstick. Fuck it. I love my prom photos. I was hot. And no high-low hems to be found. Prom sucked, though. My date came out. And I got food poisoning at Olive Garden.

Ok no. Everyone knows that this is going to be the song of the summer. I can not NOT dance to this lady.

This song makes me want to buy active wear from Target and slam a Mio-infused alkaline-water while uploading sic vids of me surfing and/or shredding to my Instagram.

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Lip piercing? I didn't know we teleported back to 2003 Vans Warped Tour.

so excited by the headline. so disappointed by the song. i really hope my summer doesn't sound like this.

Did it come out in Summer? Sure...in Australia.

Ah, spring break. That awesome time of year when we lower-middle-class students had plenty of hours to work at low-wage jobs to earn some extra money! There was always time to drink late at night in the park behind the tennis courts, though.