Every year they would show the whole religious school The Chosen. But the movie was longer than the time we had for it. So, I've never seen the whole thing. All the movies we watched were serious and depressing, except Yentl, which was just boring.

And don't forget the second part of the story! Which is (I'm pretty sure) that he and his daughters then went and lived in a cave or something like that and his daughters wanted to get pregnant so they got their father drunk and raped him. The Bible is fucked up.

Yeah, I remember the moment when it dawned on me that the real story of Lot was that he offered up his two young daughters to be raped by a frenzied mob and that this was why God decided he alone was moral enough to save. Then his wife looked back as the only home shed ever known was destroyed in fire and brimstone…

How much do you want to bet Stephanie Meyer is kicking herself for not using "Blood Moon" as the titles of one of the Twilight sequels?

I misread the Khloe Kardashian story and thought it said she was dating French Stewart. Totally blew my mind for a few seconds. But wouldn't THAT be a fun relationship.

actually its from 1936 with color added

No one?

Good thing they aren't taken advantage of now.

How a Clever New York Play Went Viral

As a current RA, about $78 then?

Deadspin ran articles on both you dumb fucking idiot.

GREAT metaphor. Easy to understand and gets the audience on your side from the beginning.

Should've figured Brendan was a closet Dune fan...

Jesus Christ. How are you unable to separate a politician's personal views with what they think their state or federal Law should allow or disallow? Doug Cox thinks abortion is immoral. He has never aborted any fetus. He is pro-life, in his personal convictions. He is brave and stalwart enough to not think his…

It isn't?

Why does it seem so hard for people to understand that pro-life and pro-choice are not opposite sides of a single debate? It's absolutely the case that Cox is both pro-life and pro-choice, and that is not in any way a contradiction. People on the anti-abortion side choose to frame their arguments as pro-life rather…

What a surprise, she totally sucks! Also, "white ally industrial complex"?

It's Colbert that doesn't realize how he's using racism as a vehicle to end racism, which is really just circular logic and doesn't lead to an end destination of liberation, so I think if you are going to do it, you can't draw parallels.

No. It means he understands that his conviction need not be the same as others. I do not eat mushrooms because I don't like them. However, I support others' rights to eat them. That does not make me pro mushroom. I still hate them.

I'll be sure to tell my mom that a stranger on the Internet disapproves of her behavior from 2004. It's cultural and is the way she is. I got over being embarrassed as a teenager.