This logic I understand. I often ask myself, if Jeffrey Dahmer hated boys so much, why did he eat them?

Yeah. I mean, play to your strengths, Hills. You’re not the gal to meet up with for a beer. You’re the gal who runs the damn show.

The thing you need to understand about Trump is that he is, fundamentally, a narcissist. His sense of self is intolerably fragile and depends on the belief that he is the best, the most important, the most powerful, the most moral and the most intelligent person in existence. Anything that counters that internal…

I loved when the debate was over and Clinton just peacocked across the stage directly in front of Trump with a big victorious smile on her face while he was still seething at his podium.

I don’t know how she kept her cool. There wasn’t a single eye roll, smirk, or cocked eyebrow. Every attack he tried to make about her ‘illegal’ activities, bad foreign policy record, and her husband could easily have been turned around and she could have thrown so much dirt in Trump’s face - things that we all know to…

Hillary cleaned his clock again, but here’s what is so dumbfounding about Trump’s claim that the election is rigged at the polls:

Hillary is best and most “natural” when assertively going after absolute buffoonery. I like her more as an aggressive Hermione than someone attempting to be motherly/likeable/“one of us.”

I am so fucking ready to see this woman get her Inauguration Day.

I covered that rally. And when he said the reporters were working with Clinton to rig the election that crowd of thousands turned around and hissed at us and booed and gave us the finger and called us evil. I have covered active shooters and have not been that uneasy.

What’s kind of funny is that his answer in the second debate about what he admired most about Hillary (that she’s a fighter and doesn’t quit) was obviously what he wished people would say about him.

Post election, I don’t think he will stop. It concerns me.

Trump will next criticize Clinton’s ill-fitting suits, her inexplicably orange skin, her tendency to loom over people, and her terrible comb-over. “I hear she just reaches out and grabs people by the pussy, is what I hear” reports Trump.

my vote would be for Trump to take a citizenship test. I would SHOCKED if he could pass it.

He must be soaking in a gold tub filled with his own flop sweat.

Man, he definitely doubles down on projecting his own weaknesses as a rhetorical strategy. Dude’s definitely doing mountains of blow before each debate. It’s pretty much confirmed by this, y’all.

Fair enough. As long as Trump is willing to take an IQ test.

You’re right. I will certainly not be voting for this Bill Clinton person.

I forgot; who is running for president in 2016?

Maybe if you can’t handle not harassing women in the workforce today, then you don’t belong in the workforce.