It’s like Sophie’s Choice, except Sophie has to pick her favorite Nazi instead.

I feel like the fact these women are willing to appear with Trump at a time when it’s perfectly clear what a vile shitpile of a human being he is speaks volumes about their character and motivations. I can understand why they’d hate the Clintons if their stories have as much as a grain of truth to them, and I blame…

Well, that clinches it. I won’t be voting for Bill Clinton in the 2016 election.

Obligated? No. But I’d think most companies would want to distant themselves and their products from anyone who insinuates that the product is a good jumping off point for your next sexual assault. And to the extent that Tic Tac carefully worded its statement to avoid pissing off all those Tic Tac-buying Trump…

Considering the taco bowl incident, it’s really anybody’s guess.

I think about how fashed I used to get about Mitt Romney possibly becoming president, and I laugh at how innocent I was. I miss those days.

I feel bad for Melania Trump but at the same time I’m also disgusted by her.

Jesus Christ America, Trump has been telling you exactly who he is since the 90s. This is who about half of the country want. Yes our neighbors, relatives, coworkers and high school friends chose this guy because they know this is precisely who he is. They identify with him.

I think many of them have been looking for a way out for a while, and this gave them that shot. Except for poor, stupid Ted Cruz. If he could have held out one more week he’d have a shot at looking principled.

There’s a reason why they call it an “October Surprise”.

So Donald Trump thinks women are just there for his personal pleasure?

The Miss Universe comments were particularly hurl worthy, especially when him and Howard Stern start bemoaning the fact that Miss America allowed lady doctors into the competition instead of hotties.

I know Trump is a rich vein to mine, but I’m hoping The Slot can make the post election transition and keep rolling because this is my favorite subblog.

I’m starting to think he’s not a really nice person.

Trump strikes me as being kind of creepy, is it just me?

My Chinese wife is now really enjoying the thought that Donald Trump is suffering “Chinese torture”, even if neither of us have any idea what that is....(Chinese water torture maybe?).

Is there anything more 1980s than Trump and Tic Tacs?

I’ll just leave this tweet here:

I’m married and have two daughters. This allows me to see how awful these comments are. If I were still single (or gay-married with only sons as children), I couldn’t possibly denounce his comments. It would be impossible due to the lack of women in my life.

As a man who values his family above all else I am beyond disgusted by these comments Donald Trump would make and I ask all Republicans join me in a wholehearted rejection of everything it stands for.