I’m a straight guy who does the overwhelming majority of cleaning, tidying and chore-type crap around the house I share with my straight girlfriend. And we’re about to move overseas, where she will have to get a job before I can get a visa, and she’ll definitely bring home more bacon than I do.

I just want a chunk of the movie devoted to No Holds Barred. Then we’d get a film about a professional wrestler who played a professional wrestler in a film.

Yeah, she had Nicole’s back on that one...but apparently not enough to clue Colton in on the truth, so I guess that support wasn’t especially valuable. Tayshia’s definitely playing the game too.

That’s what got me. Maybe those two youngsters did talk about hypothetically being The Bachelorette, and we all know Colton and basically every woman there shouldn’t be getting married, but Tayshia and Kirpa both said they knew/heard/saw that the other two aren’t ready for marriage......when in reality their claims…

Personally, I’d settle for a couple thousand because I’d spend the tournament providing tips like, “Don’t worry, this isn’t even a real sport,” and “Relax, nobody’s watching anyway.”

Yeah, this is better than $5k, but Kuchar is still only paying the caddie a 3.8% cut of his winnings as opposed to the standard 10%.

The North Bay certainly has a more “small town” dating scene, but even when I lived in a relatively desirable East Bay location and had a five-minute walk to a BART station, people from SF acted like, “Ugh, you live so far away...” God forbid they use a dating app/website and date outside their own neighborhood...

But how am I supposed to retire, uh...one year ago at 35 to travel the world?!

Fun fact: Biola is actually an acronym for Bible Institute of Los Angeles, the school’s original name.

Things I need from this series, for a start: more Chris Jericho, more original music from Vicki St. Elmo, more apologetic threats to fuck inanimate objects, KFBR392...

I’m gonna go with that “down” being worse for the woman LaGerald Vick punched and kicked in the face in addition to likely vandalizing her car, especially considering his punishment was the school recommending double secret probation and...oh, yeah, that’s it.

As a guy who used dating sites/apps for a number of years, there are quite a few women on them who consider it a dealbreaker if someone is under “X” height. They’ll either have it listed in their bio, or they’ll ask your height out of left field soon after you start messaging.

Considering California’s Central Valley is the world capital of “Trucks with Enormous Raiders Stickers on the Back Window,” playing in one of the many college stadiums there makes sense: Sac State, Sac City, UC Davis, Fresno State, Bakersfield College...

Yeah, the NBA needs to make things fair by letting a team that already appeals to every possible free agent due to its locale also have unfettered access to the best players on other teams: “Here, take our young, league average players and upcoming non-lottery draft picks for your young, great player. Deal?!”

I just watched this film for the first time last night at a screening followed by a Q&A with Boots Riley and, damn, I had no idea it was going to be such a bat-shit-crazy/excellent movie. It really blew me away and has me stoked to see whatever’s next from auteur Boots.

Me reading this post: “Yes! Great! Awesome! Even Better!! [Read “The series follows Teller”] “Godfuckingmotherfuckingpieceofshit-don’tevenwannafuckinggoddamnwatchthisshitpieceofgoddamn...”

My newest pet peeve is “Athlete X lives off the MILLIONS he makes from endorsements, so he’s actually super smart...”

TV studio crews always act as if a first place club that’s playing well, has been atop the table for a while and leads the league by more than a match is on the cusp from completely wrapping up the title just about any time after the midway point. The podcast panels for The Guardian’s Football Weekly, The Ringer FC , T…

Like clockwork, pundits were ready to hand Liverpool the title weeks ago because there was no way a club could possibly make up seven points with a mere (...checks notes...) 54 still up for grabs!

Even with the late-game tank, Shanahan’s offense ran 46 plays for 344 yards (7.5 avg.) and 28 points. Between them, the Patriots and Rams averaged 5.2 yards per play and totaled 16 points.